Fashion is Dumb: "Wine Me, Dine Me..." Edition

 [This post best viewed while listening to some Bryan Adams]

God bless TR for providing this tweet as fodder for GTB's greatest running filler segment.

Huh, odd...

Let's go in for a closer look...

"SOMEONE GET ME RICK OWENS ON LINE 1, STAT!"

Chris Davis #Ofor69 Watch

Poor Chris Davis. The man can't buy a hit. Though, it should be said, he can buy a shit ton of other stuff because he makes like eleventy billion dollars a year (intern estimate).

Chris Davis is currently mired in a 0-for-53 slump. That's a slump on steroids, frankly. But let's leave performance enhancers out of this post.

Pal, I know it sucks, but for the good of the internet (and the good of the Teej) I'm gonna need you to hit 0 for 69 next Saturday, April 20th. This will require the Orioles to bench Mr. Davis a few times over the next seven days, which seems like a proper move for a team theoretically trying to win games. Then I need them to insert him in the lineup against the Twins next Saturday night, and whiff so badly Boog's BBQ blows down.

Oh for 69, on 4/20. May the baseball internet gods smile down upon us.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Greatest. Wine label. Ever.

Was sent to Total Wine on Saturday, and as I wandered the store for an hour, sampling everything available, I stumbled upon this beauty:

It's the YOLO County that really makes me crack up. Perhaps Drake is somehow involved in this wine operation.

Today is a #nice day

Morning folks. TGIF. I'd like to welcome you all to the 69th day of the year. Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

Remembering a Legend on (what would've been) his 69th Birthday

Manchester United legend George Best passed away in November 2005. He would have turned 69 today. He must've lived a very Austin Powers-esque shagadelic life, being the best soccer player in the UK in the late 60's and early 70's. The quote above seems to suggest he had his priorities right.

Happy birthday big man.

We've Reached a Magic Number

According to the United States Census Bureau, there are 6.9 billion people on the planet right now.


So go bang one.

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69 comments! Click your hooves, Griffin!

David forgot the first rule of filler...the clip. With the help of The 69 Boyz, your filler clip of the day: