Many of our readers will be aware of my long-ago addiction to General Hospital. I failed a college class because of the Cruise of Deception for chrissakes.
That addiction, fortunately for my career and marriage, ended long ago. I haven't seen a daytime soap in decades. But now, news comes from Port Arthur that changes everything.
There's a mysterious new character in town, a dashing, debonair international man of mystery. Friends, I give you...Z. (Not that one.)
For a bit more context regarding this glorious crossing of streams, I commend to you this explainer from Brian Grubb. Oh to be living John Oliver's life.
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This is wonderful in countless ways. The blog post, too.
ReplyDeleteThis character is clearly based on me.
ReplyDeleteThere used to be a villain on this show who bore my name. It’s been awhile since anyone’s mentioned it.
ReplyDeleteFor fuck’s sake. It was Days of Our Lives. Jam yourself.
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