Oh no...no...THEY'RE BACK.
I'm sorry, what now?
"If splurging on the latter is in the cards, consider an $850 gray-black pair from French haute-house Saint Laurent or a $595 wan blue pair with appliqued skeleton bones running up the side from Japanese label Kapital."
I leave you with two distinct jort-wearing fashionistas:
I can't endorse men wearing jorts, but I do love a good pair of cut offs.
ReplyDeleteMy niece gave me a t-shirt for my birthday that she custom designed. It reads "Real Dudes wear Dukes" in a airbrush style font.
It will surprise no one that as a youth in northern New Jersey I had two pairs of those denim Agassi shorts, one in blue and one in black.
ReplyDeletethis is a jorts safe space, please GTBers keep sharing these stories...
ReplyDeleteNever had a pair or jorts but did wear those gawd awful acid washed jeans back in the day.
ReplyDeleteI have no jorts stories, but during my senior year in high school, my high school friends and I would buy crazy 70’s pants at thrift shops and cut them into shorts. My mom would even see the hem. It was a fly, fly look.
ReplyDeletestellar lawyering back in 2005 by the clown that defended trump in his second impeachment trial created a technicality, and the pennsylvania supreme court was compelled to reverse bill cosby's sexual assault conviction today. bruce castor's legacy's gonna be...less than cromulent.
ReplyDeleteIf Cosby wears jorts, maybe the fashion police can arrest him.
ReplyDeleteWhat you call a technicality lawyers call the law.
ReplyDeleteindeed. not arguing the court's decision, merely pointing out that castor's shitty work created a legitimate legal argument for cosby's defense team.
ReplyDeleteI think our buddy Marston’s entire collection of shorts were jorts. Danimal, back me up?
ReplyDeletecoco had a sweet jorts collection, for sure. ronald, too.
ReplyDeletegoodbye and good riddance, Donald Rumsfeld
ReplyDeleteso close
ReplyDeleteMullet, earring, jorts, yes.
ReplyDeletepossession of weed is legal in virginia at 12:01 am this morning. how are we going to celebrate?
ReplyDeletewatched deadpool and deadpool 2 within the past few days. glorious fuckery. six smooth baby balls out of six.
ReplyDeleteLove Deadpool. Gets a little too self-ironic at times, but is pretty great overall.
ReplyDeleteCP3 and the Suns are gonna have a lot of time to rest after their win tonight. Things are really coming together for them. I love Ayton.