Monday, July 08, 2019

Where in the World was zman? Part 2

It's been a hell of a twelve day run for your boy from the Neck. I will regale you with tales of my comings and goings over the next few days. My last installment left off on Tuesday.

On Wednesday, zson and I flew to Denver and got a rental car. I knew we would have a good time when zson got in the car, a standard-size relatively popular five-passenger Japanese SUV, and said "Is this whole car made out of plastic?" I'm raising him right. I tuned the radio to Sirus's 70's channel as we started to drive north. About 10 minutes later zson said "We need to listen to country music" and he was correct. Just as walking around New York City with hiphop in your earphones can change the way you view a song and the city, country and western music sets the mood perfectly for the Rocky Mountain states. Four hours later we were in Casper, WY where we stayed in a cabin along the North Platte River.


Wyoming is strangely beautiful in late June. Driving north on I25, the prairie swells into mountains and the whole thing looks like a lumpy cake covered in sage green fondant. Every once in a while some force of nature cut the cake to reveal layers of coffee, chocolate, vanilla, and red velvet. It's stunning in a "Am I on Mars?" kind of way.

The next morning we woke up and went to the lodge about a quarter mile up the road where we got in a drift boat and fly fished our asses off with a guide from Crazy Rainbow. We caught rainbow trout exclusively, all of them in the 15 to 18 inch range. zson is pretty fishy—he always gets at least twice as many bites as I do and this day out was no different than normal. His cast isn’t great but he can mend and set really well. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your world view) the rainbows in the North Platte are so big and strong that they are more likely to pull zson into the water than he is to pull them into the boat. Ben, the guide, and I helped him finish off his fish. zson adopted the practice of kissing fish before releasing them.


We slept in the cabin that night and checked out downtown Casper the next morning (Friday). Casper is a funny little city. The population is only 55,000 but it has a college, an arena, a planetarium, several museums and lots of other stuff. Almost every man over 60 had a cowboy hat and boots, Wrangler jeans, and a big silver belt buckle commemorating some event involving cattle and/or horses. The vibe is old and hardscrabble mixed with right-wing patriotism. Here are some signs we saw in a diner.


If Casper was a singer it would be Merle Haggard.



That said, everyone we met was super friendly and interested to hear about life in New Jersey. Crazy Rainbow is affiliated with Ugly Bug Fly Shop, so we stopped by the shop and booked another half-day of fishing for the upcoming Sunday (I specifically didn't plan anything after Saturday because I wasn't sure what we would want to do, so we winged it from there). We also checked out Lou Taubert Ranch Outfitters, which is “One of the Nation's Leading Western Stores" according to their shopping bags, and a t-shirt store in which we bought University of Wyoming Cowboys gear: a shirt for zdaughter and socks for zwoman (cut us some slack, zson is eight).

Then we climbed aboard our plastic SUV and drove north for two hours, listening to Willie's Roadhouse, Outlaw Country, and Bluegrass Junction until we arrived in Thermopolis.

Stay tuned for further installments later this week.

16 comments:

Danimal said...

Cool stuff there Z. Props for making this epic memory maker of a trip happen. Your son will never forget it.

Danimal said...

Big day here

zman said...

I think everyone was too grossed out by the fish-kissing photo to comment.

Whitney said...

Z, I’d enjoy seeing you decked out in western wear. Ten gallon hat, boots, and a fancy cowboy shirt. Maybe some chaps. Not assless.

zman said...

I think all chaps are assless, if they had asses they'd be pants. Stay tuned for day 3.

Whitney said...

I just meant please to be wearing jeans ‘neath the chaps.

Also a given for most groups, not necessarily this one.

rootsminer said...

Don't tell Zman how to wear his chaps. The ass ventilation is the point this time of year. Just make sure the hat lets some air through and the shirt has snaps.

Whitney said...

I would like Marls to review the new KFC Cheetos Sandwich

TR said...

Alonso will love the HR derby b/c his pitcher can’t throw well. So Metsy.

TR said...

Or not. Not Metsy after all!

zman said...

RIP Ross Perot.

TR said...

Stranger Things Season 3 is awesome. Finished it last night.

Whitney said...

Clicking on the Gone Fishin' label is amusing.

Marls said...

Needs more Rockapella

Whitney said...

Seriously, Marls. KFC. Cheetos.

TR said...

Pour some out for legendary drinker (and decent actor) Rip Torn.