Monday, November 06, 2017

Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays

Another mass shooting, the Virginia gubernatorial race continues to tighten due to the traction gained by a really slimy, fear mongering campaign, and it now gets dark at about 4:30. I’m going to just leave this here:

28 comments:

Squeaky said...

Post count!!

Whitney said...

I'm so ready for these terrible campaign ads to be done. The highlight (lowlight) down this way is a candidate who found a picture of the incumbent from college playing beer pong and lifting his shirt up and she included it in the TV spots. Most of the local takeaway has been f you, we all did wild things in college and we don't need jackaholes like you putting in commercials to steal votes.

Marls said...

How did Monty respond?

zman said...

Middle aged men and women play beer pong at my swim club (which is really a drinking club with a swim problem, but I digress). If the worst thing they can dig up is a game of beer pong from 25+ years ago, the candidate sounds squeaky clean to me. Unlike Squeaky who's filthy.

Whitney said...

Then again, Ed Gillespie insinuated that Ralph Northam was in cahoots with MS-13 and child pornographers. Really scummy. Ed Gillespie: no chin and no decency.

Squeaky said...

Filthy? Well, Lake PiLam will do that to you.

rootsminer said...

C'mon Whit - it's "Enron Ed Gillespie", from another of this season's worst hits!

TR said...

The NJ gubernatorial election is nothing to write home about. We’ll end up w/ another Dem back in who will jack up taxes again, just in time for the SALT deductions to fade on me.

And the NYC mayoral race is even worse. A swarthy Greek woman is losing by about a million points to the clown DeBlasio, who is trying to destroy any semblance of quality of life in NYC. He is such a dumpster fire.

rootsminer said...

TR, I for one appreciate how you've abstained from any hyperbole in your NJ/ NYC election coverage.

rob said...

mark, opinion on the trash fire of florida state's greek system?

zman said...

DeBlasio is not a clown. I count numerous DeBlasios among my friends.

Squeaky said...

Those with HBO can now re-watch Highlander, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Pale Rider, Deer Hunter and a few other good movies added this month.

Whitney said...

Watching Deer Hunter again just for the fun of it? I may opt to read Diary of a Young Girl or go visit my friends' graves instead. Brilliant film. Gutting.

zman said...

I feel that way about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Marls said...

So Rand Paul mows his own lawn but is apparently shitty at it...so shitty that an anesthesiologist kicked his ass over it.

What a country!!

Marls said...

“During the interim suspension, fraternity and sorority chapters will be prohibited from holding new member events, council or chapter meetings, chapter organized tailgates, chapter events such as socials, philanthropy, retreats, intramurals, organized participation in Market Wednesday and organized participation in Homecoming.”

They took the bar...the whole fucking BAR!!

zman said...

Keep your filthy mulch in your side of the fence Marls.

Marls said...

Randy Macho Man Savage’s brother was Leapn’ Lanny Poffo? How did I not know this?

zman said...

Should've payed more attention in TR's cool lessons.

rob said...

the senator “certainly believes in stronger property rights than exist in America.” well la-di-fucking-da, rand. i believe that susannah hoffs should find me irresistible, but there are larger forces at play. and we live in a country based on the rule of law. that may not mean much to the current gop, i understand, but it still matters to us littles.

TR said...

Marls!?!?!? You deserve to be piledrived (in a wrestling, not an erotic, sense) for not knowing that. Macho Man’s real name was Randy Poffo.

rob said...

tomorrow, i'll fly home from orlando, where the high will be 85. thursday, i'll wake up in minneapolis, where the high will be 24. this seems less than excellent.

Whitney said...

Piledrived or piledriven?

Whitney said...

And diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, Z. I could watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 500 times. I was actually thinking earlier today that I hadn't seen it in a while and want to watch it again.

Marls said...

Piledrove

Marls said...

I never had to take cool lessons from TR. I was actually assigned to cool lessons with Shem and Brian Smith. True story.

zman said...

And look how you turned out.

Marls said...

I’m cooler now than I was then, but that is not saying much. Maybe I should have listened more.

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