When we lived in NC we had the mechanical reindeer out in the yard Clark Griswold Style. One morn we awoke to them giving it a go - was pretty neat with the headbob action.
I got on the wagon on Dec 28 after drinking vulgar amounts with stupid frequency from Thanksgiving thorough Christmas. I hopped off the wagon on Feb 7. Now I'm contemplating my fourth scotch of the night. Do I have a problem? I'll hang up and let one of you answer.
In other news, zmother-in-law got zson the new Taylor swift album and I came home tonight to find him dancing to shake it off. I plan to force-feed him the new father John misty, which comes out tomorrow, and maybe some johnny cash and/or James brown. I knew I shouldn't have exposed him to ziggy stardust but he loved suffragette city and I thought that was cool.
still, though, three scotches on a school night is impressive. you've got some catching up to do. why anyone would self-impose a month-plus-long anti-bender is beyond me.
I was going to say NatGeo, but it appears that she's making a Liger so I'll go with Napoleon Dynamite.
ReplyDeletegood call. that's a possibility.
ReplyDeleteBig day here...I hope I didn't offend anyone.
ReplyDeleteWhen we lived in NC we had the mechanical reindeer out in the yard Clark Griswold Style. One morn we awoke to them giving it a go - was pretty neat with the headbob action.
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ReplyDeleteHere's the Cleveland Browns fan rant:
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8
So, the Knicks owner seems cool, no?
ReplyDeleteI got on the wagon on Dec 28 after drinking vulgar amounts with stupid frequency from Thanksgiving thorough Christmas. I hopped off the wagon on Feb 7. Now I'm contemplating my fourth scotch of the night. Do I have a problem? I'll hang up and let one of you answer.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, zmother-in-law got zson the new Taylor swift album and I came home tonight to find him dancing to shake it off. I plan to force-feed him the new father John misty, which comes out tomorrow, and maybe some johnny cash and/or James brown. I knew I shouldn't have exposed him to ziggy stardust but he loved suffragette city and I thought that was cool.
ReplyDeleteyou should force-feed zmother-in-law some of that, too. or maybe 'one of these days'.
ReplyDeleteIn other other news, it appears that TR has been performing medical studies in France for about 15 years.
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All the scotch is drank so I guess to issue is moot.
ReplyDeleteThe only problem you have is a lack of scotch.
ReplyDeletestill, though, three scotches on a school night is impressive. you've got some catching up to do. why anyone would self-impose a month-plus-long anti-bender is beyond me.
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