Sunday, December 14, 2014

Post-Gheorghemas Day 5 Filler

The people on Facebook seemed to enjoy my sartorial stylings, so I figured the community of Gheorghe might like a glimpse of the sweater than won the title in the 3rd Annual Russell Ugly Sweater Party/Contest/Yankee Swap/Drunk Suburbanite Bash. It's not the one my wife is wearing.


31 comments:

  1. I saw that sweater! I wanted the yeti sweater but it was sold out.

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  2. Merril Hoge just noted that Deone Bucannon likes to play in the box.

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  3. Thank you for posting something so we can move on from the worst comments for a hangover ever. I haven't felt that systematically forced into barfing since beer bash.

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  4. This weekend I got drunk with fratres, had sexy with zwoman in a plurality of positions, diagnosed and temporarily repaired a plumbing problem, built a gingerbread house and an insanely complex Thomas train track with zson, replaced the thermocouple in my hat water heater, repaired broken kitchen tiling (which required intricate prep work with a chisel), and performed masonry repair on my back steps. Now I'm watching football and explaing why the Mannings are annoying to zson.

    #manliness

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  5. I also, apparently, met one of zson's friend's moms at a holiday party and, likely because I was overserved, told her all about my vasectomy. I thought her raised eyebrows meant "this is interesting" but now I think that might not be accurate.

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  6. When did Washington pioneer this Three Stooges offensive system?

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  7. i got drunk often and well this weekend, z. but i pissed my wife off by not doing anything else, which resulted in a weekend less sexy than yours.

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  8. Big weekend for Zman. Impressive.

    I took my kid to two parties this morning. One birthday, one Xmas featuring a petting zoo. Now I'm going to focus on my fantasy team until dinner which is, reportedly going to feature both bulgogi and oysters.

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  9. Three Stooges special teams too.

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  10. Missionary and Pegged, Zman? Kudos.

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  11. Standing wheelbarrow and splitting bamboo

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  12. Round of applause for Z.
    Currently at park with my 2 daughters. The youngest has recent gotten into the habit of calling me "buddy", "boy", and "little boy". It's funny for now.

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  13. So glad we've moved past the puking recaps

    And, I just found skinny Vince Vuaghn on HBO's airing of Swingers. Love this movie

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  14. Serious question: Is Buffalo's defense currently the NFL's best defense?

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  15. hungover at a gymnastics meet. think this is one of the things dante wrote about.

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  16. It might be. Two INT on Peyton and two on Rodgers in back to back weeks. Held both to under 190 passing yards, zero TD.

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  17. I'm stunned, by the way. Bills won't have a losing season and they locked it up by beating the best QB in the league who won 9 of his last 10 games.

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  18. Love the Marshawn Lynch td celebration....simple handshakes with his teammates.

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  19. I guess I'm the only one that thinks Liam Neeson is awful in the Taken movies.

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  20. I thoroughly enjoy Taken and will always stop and watch if its on TV. Taken 2 sucks. Instead of beating the shit out of people like the first movie Neeson shoots everybody. Booooring.

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  21. Is there a cheat sheet for emojis for old people like me?
    There are like 1,000 symbols in that tab and I understand 12 of them

    Can someone have their tween kid give me a tutorial?

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  22. NFL catchup:

    Ditto on the Lynch handshake celebration. It's tremendous. I love it. There's not much I don't love about him.

    The future could before bright for the Bills if they can find a QB. It's too bad Jimbo Fisher suckered them into taking EJ Manuel off his hands.

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  23. According to Social Security data, 328 Americans are named Abcde. Pronounced like Absidy. Predominantly female. Most common in Hawaii.

    I learn something every day.

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  24. Bee Gees had a song titled Absidy didn't they?

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  25. Abcde
    When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
    It's Abcde
    When the morning cries and you don't know why
    It's hard to bear
    With no-one to love you you're
    goin' nowhere
    Abcde

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  26. I understand that this was the inspiration for the Bee Gees song "Tragedy."

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  27. Thanks for explaining the last two comments for us there, Zman.

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  28. In Winchester tonight. Eat/drink recs, Danimal?

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  29. In Covington, VA now. I see a place called Cucci's Pizza. How do you pronounce that place?

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  30. Whit....lots of new good stuff down on the old town mall. You won't recognize it.
    I should send you to Brewbaker's for at least a beer or two. Ask for Monty. Tell 'em your pals with myself and Buckles and the rest of us you know from the big W. He and I graduated from HS together. And if you do that, ask about the "Ronnie incident" during our 25th reunion.

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