You could say that about most days. Most of our days are spent setting things up for the future. This is certainly the case when the day in question features the NFL Draft. Wait, no, I'm not talking about THE future. I'm talking about Future aka Nadayvius D. Wilburn, the Atlanta based rapper. I'd be shocked if most of our G:TB regulars have heard or or heard from Future. In fact, I'm betting most conversations about Future would look something like this:
That all changes today though. Future dropped a new album recently and while I'm not a huge fan of his music, the lead single is top notch. It's catchy, has a great track and features a cameo from none other than Andre 3000. Not surprisingly, 3000 kills it on his cameo and nearly makes you forget about Future altogether. I think you'll fin this puts a hop in your step on this Friday morning. Enjoy.
Music from the Future? My God, it had better be smooth.
ReplyDeletecan't imagine it's a good thing when 'chortles' is a perfect rhyme with your quarterback's name.
ReplyDeleteis "future music" when you're going to have to face the music sometime in the future? or is it electronica?
ReplyDeleteagain, fuck if i know. the brits talk funny. they'll say, 'that's not in my remit', when they mean, 'that's not my job'. or, 'he's got strong commerciality', when they mean, 'he's a good businessman'. or, 'cheers', even when they're not talking about sam malone. weirdos, man.
ReplyDeleteAnd to the brits, everything is "brilliant" (or "bru-yent" in the north).
ReplyDeleteWanna get a beer? ---Brilliant.
I'm going to work---Brilliant.
The cancer is terminal---Brilliant
Maybe future music is the music they play right before a "flash-forward" scene in a movie?
ReplyDeleteWhilst in London earlier this week, I rode in various estates and saloons that burned diesel, not petrol. I got my wife a jumper.
ReplyDeleteThat's brilliant Zed-Man
ReplyDeleteif blake bortles is ever busted for a DUI, the headline could read "BLAKE BOTTLES"
ReplyDeleteBut did you have a fag on the lift?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm on holiday today.
And if he wins a Super Bowl, the headline can read "Popping Bortles".
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPH0tYXJrA
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget when Jerry showed me the business card of one "Peter A. Bortz" for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMy session at tpc has commenced. Lovely
ReplyDeleteDanimal is getting high on the course? Ballsy.
ReplyDeleteThe Skins sent a "cease & desist" to LaVar Arrington?
ReplyDeleteWorst-run organization ever
http://deadspin.com/skins-dont-want-former-redskins-great-calling-himself-a-1573978810
That Saturday I worked the Indian Doctor event is paying off today. Just went surfing for an hour. Now having a beer and shrimp tacos at a beachside bar.
ReplyDeleteIt appears Danimal met Artis Gilmore at the TPC. Their selfie turned out as you'd expect in that Danimal was barely included.
ReplyDelete99 BORTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BORTLES OF BEER...
ReplyDeleteMy son is also named Bort.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else kind of excited to watch Cleveland football this fall? Already had a terrifying defense and who knows what shenanigoats they can cobble together on offense.
Stevie Johnson is a 49er. Boldin/Crabtree/Stevie/Davis is an impressive group of receivers.
ReplyDeleteFrom someone who is not the biggest LA fan, I thought some of Lavar's tweets about it were pretty entertaining.
ReplyDeleteI think Cleveland will be fun to watch until Terrell Suggs obliterates Johnny Manziel in week 3.
ReplyDeleteIf Cleveland can grab another quality WR and it seems like they should be able to with so many WRs still available and Manziel is decent early they have a pretty nice group of offensive skill guys.
ReplyDeleteI love the Stevie Johnson pickup for the 49ers. He's different from their other WRs. Will help them stretch the field and further open up underneath routes for Crabtree and Boldin.
Gorgui Dieng welcoming Teddy Bridgewater to Minneosta and telling him to bring warm clothes via tweet is why I love twitter
ReplyDeletere: the deaths at james blake's house, looks like a father kshot his teenage kids and wife, then killed himself. impossibly fucked up and sad.
ReplyDeleteJosh Gordon failed a drug test...again? This is his second in the NFL after at least 3 at Baylor. He's looking at a full year suspension. Stop. Smoking. Weed.
ReplyDeleteI'm in the market for a vasectomy. anyone have advice/tips/things to watch out for?
ReplyDeleteZ...yes. In the meantime...give me some Lee from USC.
ReplyDeleteTo Z....
ReplyDelete1. Ask your buddies in your hood....get someone that has successfully snipped 'em. Defined by days out od commission, and more importantly bruising, swelling, and the like.
2. Schedule it on a Thursday or Friday of a wkd that would be nice to lay around...NFL opening wkd for example.
Give me some Marqise Lee bitches!
3. Don't do shit no matter how good you might feel for at least 72 hours..especially picking up zbabies.
Rams a killing this draft.
ReplyDeleteI love Jordan Mathews. He should be great in Philly's offense.
ReplyDeleteI might wait and try for another boy so I can name him Ra'Shede.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is john wall doing? this game is dreadful.
ReplyDeleteThere are two Wiz fans behind the Indiana bench that are killing me. They have only been shown a couple of times, but the taller one looks to be about 5'6" and neither looks like they have ever played basketball recreationally, but they are heckling the shit out of West and Scola.
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ReplyDeleteThe 49ers have added Stevie Johnson and Carlos Hyde to their offense today. NFC West is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteThis game is making me physically ill.
ReplyDeleteAaron Murray gets his.
ReplyDeletethis game's over. this is unwatchable.
ReplyDeleteArial is a free font?? Awesome! I love printing things that reek of 1996! No more dot matrix here, people. Arial! For free! Times New Roman and Courier New available for a fee.
ReplyDeleteGheorghe: The Font.
ReplyDeleteThe Texans got Clowney AND Nix? Reliant Stadium is now the Bummingdome. They play Schaub, Manuel, Locker twice, Bortles twice, and Manziel. As well as the withered husks of RGIII, Romo, and Roethlisberger. They could win 8-9 games with the defense alone. Without ever sending an offense on the field.
ReplyDeletewe need our own font. right after we get t-shirts.
ReplyDeletemark, how many times have you listened to spottieottiedopaliscious while electing the pope? it seems perfectly suited to the task.
ReplyDeletewill be hosting The Marls at Casa de Teej Bacon this afternoon
ReplyDeletemeats, cheeses, and booze will be consumed
Many, many times. It was also the walk in music for my wife and I at our wedding reception. I wasn't electing the pope at that time though.
ReplyDeleteOutkast have an instrumental song on each of their albums. All are good for this pope related activities. Funky Ride is a personal favorite.
The 49ers seem to be really good at this draft thing. Bruce Ellington will be a good slot WR. I think.
ReplyDeleteSammy Watkins older brother was the first pick of the 4th round. He's the smaller, less athletic Watkins brother. In that family less athletic means you're a 6 FT CB who runs a 4.4 40 and benches 225 25 times. Damn my gene pool.
ReplyDeletede'anthony thomas the next in a long line of gamebreaking chiefs speedsters. can't wait to watch that kid play in the nfl.
ReplyDeleteWill be interesting to see how Thomas is used in KC. McCluster is a similar type of player. I think Thomas' best future scenario is a Sproles type player that contributes on special teams and as a receiving threat out of the backfield.
ReplyDeleteJalen Saunders was a nice pickup for the Jets. Should be able to contribute as a slot WR and punt return guy.
ReplyDeletethere are some pictures of clarence circulating on the facebook. he's a dead ringer for walt whitman.
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