I love apples. I eat at least one a day. You would think I would know how to eat them. You would be wrong. I've been eating apples incorrectly my entire life. And I bet you have, too.
Yesterday, I changed that. And now my days are 30% more appletastic.
Feel free to thank me in the comments below.
Gross. I'm not eating the apple core.
ReplyDeleteyou don't even notice it. spit out a seed or two, that's it.
ReplyDeleteGoats will eat anything.
ReplyDeletetribe vs liberty this evening. big bounceback opportunity for the good guys.
ReplyDeletealso, in a less important intra-commonwealth clash, vcu takes on uva tonight. my twitter feed is all jammed up with trash talk about that one. i may be following the wrong people.
ReplyDeleteI also eat at least an apple a day. It's always a part of my breakfast. But I cut my apple into four parts. Because I'm a weirdo.
ReplyDeleteI too quarter my apple and knife out the seeds and core once quartered. I wind up with much more apple than if I ate it the normal ("wrong" according to rob) way. How do ya like those apples?
ReplyDeletePast Dave would jam us all for talking about apples outside of the context of appling doors.
Dave never appled those doors. John Fischel was caught red-handed. (Not red delicious.) Dave was exonerated after months of slanderous chatter about him throwing apples.
ReplyDeleteadded to my haul of free stuff won on twitter this morning - got a book entitled 'in meat we trust' headed my way. i'll send it to tr when i'm done with it.
ReplyDeleteGreen apple slices w/ peanut butter on it is the bomb.
ReplyDeletemy kids like the apples. they have to have the skins peeled though. major pain in the ass, but i do it for 'em. it's just what i do.
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i would never waste an apple on something as trivial as throwing it at a fraternity brother's door.
ReplyDeletei too eat at least an apple a day, quartered. but i slather each slice in peanut butter. a lot of peanut butter.
i don't understand how the core tastes different if you eat it from a different direction.
my wife can peel an entire apple in one shot. i've never been able to do it.
i hope we've exhausted the topic of apples.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of Apple Records, Apple Jacks, Apple Paltrow or Steve Jobs. For shame.
ReplyDeleteApple cores are still gross.
Dave's kids seem like a pain in the ass. Probably not as bad as Apple Paltrow though.
ReplyDeletewhile it's a near certainty that Dave's kids are a pain in the ass, because all kids are, danimal is the one with today's high-maintenance issue.
ReplyDeleteTribe is gonna suck again this year. Moose out front shoulda' told ya.
ReplyDeleteDanimal didn't mention Apple Blossom?
ReplyDeleteRob didn't mention Jimmy Apple?
Mark didn't mention Apple TV?
I didn't mention apple pie moonshine?
Or the mets' home run apple.
ReplyDeleteyou shut up, marls
ReplyDeleteI have one child that demands I peel his apples. I do it, but I love him less for it.
ReplyDeleteI have one child that demands I peel his apples. I do it, but I love him less for it.
ReplyDeletetribe wins by 12. thornton gets 23, omar gets 18 - 33 points in his first two collegiate games.
ReplyDeleteRob, who are you rooting for in VCU vs UVA?
ReplyDeletevcu. got a bunch of #caahoops friends from the olden days. plus the radio color guy for the rams is a fogtb.
ReplyDeletetribe plays at wichita state on thursday night. without a point guard, that's gonna be a tough ask.
ReplyDeleteFlorida is going to lose to Wisconsin tonight. I don't care though. The Gators are missing 4 players out of their top 9. 3 for the always obvious 'violation of team rules'. As a result, Florida has a walk-on and former manager playing major minutes tonight.
ReplyDeleteCan the Magic draft Julius Randle now?
ReplyDeleteI had a speaking engagement this evening - not a big deal, just a panel discussion taking questions from the audience. Afterwords someone came up to me to ask a question. I looked at her nametag and her last name was Kuntz. I started snickering and snorting and it took a good 6-9 seconds for me to pull it together. I didn't snarf any snots on her but it wasn't my politest moment.
ReplyDelete#professionalism
Joakim Noah with a night off and traveled up to Madison for the game. Sitting behind the Gator bench. That guy loves Florida Basketball.
ReplyDeleteI'd imagine she's used to it, Z.
ReplyDeleteApple seeds have trace amounts of arsenic in them. Eating lots of apple seeds could make you extremely sick.Checkout Amanda
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for Amanda Hugginkis...
ReplyDeleteHi Georghies.