So, during William and Mary's almost victory over West Virginia on Saturday, I took to twitter to remind the college football viewing community that the Tribe's mascot is actually a horrific mythological creature who has lost his pants. All of his pants. Folks were both appalled and entertained, including Holly Anderson over at Grantland. She even noted that she would love to see the #PantslessGriffin hashtag become a thing, and who am I to object. Therefore, as part of the process, I've jazzed up the image below, just to get the ball rolling...
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By the way, this is just filler for the filler I have coming later this morning. POST COUNT, BITCHES.
sexy griffin haz a sad
ReplyDeleteSo would you if you had to run around hyping people with your hairy bare ass exposed to the world.
ReplyDelete"Duh, I'm gonna jazz."
ReplyDeleteYou have to read that in the Tootie voice if you want to laugh.
"Sure, sure. Just get ready 'cause it's gonna be quite a load!"
ReplyDelete#GriffinFuzzyJunk
ReplyDeletefill-in filler! nice!
ReplyDelete"Djuh, that griffon's got the body of a dancer."
ReplyDeleteRemember, #PantslessGriffin has crossover possibilities, too. Blake, Alfredo, . . . Kathy. Mmmmm.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lois.
ReplyDeleteBut not Merv.
ReplyDeleteHow pathetic is the state of Buffalo's QB play -- I'm relieved that they're staring a rookie with a bad knee who only played two preseason games. Note that they begin the season against the Patriots and evil genius Bill Belichick, and I'm still relieved.
ReplyDeleteKathy:
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and Peter:
http://bit.ly/13eG4fg
Congrats Teej. You have proved that the W&M mascot isn't the worst Pantsless Griffin imaginable. I'd rank it as much better than Kathy and marginally worse than Peter.
ReplyDeleteG:TB mini-summit has been set for next Wednesday evening...the Teej and Danimal will finally meet.
ReplyDeleteFormer collegiate basketball stars Travis Diener and Tyrese Rice are playing in Eurobasket for Italy and Montenegro, respectively. Makes sense to me.
ReplyDeleteIt is awn like donkey kong.
ReplyDeleteAnyone here Big Brother watchers?
ReplyDeleteHantuchova/Azarenka is optically appealing.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if you like underboob sweat.
ReplyDeleteJust found out I have to be in Largo, MD Monday through Wednesday next week. Anyone got an extra ticket to the Skins game?
ReplyDeletethat second filler post was awesome.
ReplyDeleteFight!
ReplyDeleteanyone ever seen anthony weiner and bryan spurrier in the same room?
ReplyDeleteWeeeiner, come out to play-ee-yay...
ReplyDeleteClarence I would have also accepted "CAN YOU COUNT, WEINER?"
ReplyDeleteThe Warriors might be the most enjoyably dated movie they've ever played every day for an entire month on HBO. I love the gang on roller skates. And the fact they are fighting to get back to Coney Island.
Had someone email in and say they couldn't come in to work today "because my cat is acting funny." Still measuring my response.
ReplyDeleteIt's either a joke or a thinly veiled "eff you.". You can decide which is more appropriate.
ReplyDeletethat's...something.
ReplyDeleteIts most definitely not a joke. Its an early 40's recent divorcee who's wheels are coming off.
ReplyDeleteMale or female?
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Female.
ReplyDeleteYes definitely a female.. Amanda Vanderpool
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