That's right, they're all Dicks. Unfortunately, you will have to listen to one blather on all day. Enjoy the wicker baskets, Notah Begay's awkward commentary, and FIGJAM's moobs.
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Sunday At The Open: Open Thread
What do the following five people have in common, other than never having been in my kitchen?
That's right, they're all Dicks. Unfortunately, you will have to listen to one blather on all day. Enjoy the wicker baskets, Notah Begay's awkward commentary, and FIGJAM's moobs.
That's right, they're all Dicks. Unfortunately, you will have to listen to one blather on all day. Enjoy the wicker baskets, Notah Begay's awkward commentary, and FIGJAM's moobs.
happy fathers day, motherfuckers
ReplyDeleteI think Notah will get better with time. This is his first wkd on the big stage I believe. Johnny....pure Dick. Always has. Always will.
ReplyDeleteHappy Father's Day to you all with kids, legit and otherwise. Got some yurbuds today and already tried 'em out. Best I've ever had.
Figjam is nice when served with duck or any other fatty fowl.
ReplyDeleteNo Enberg or Trickle?
ReplyDeleteHappy Father's Day to all you pappies. May your children actually listen to you once today.
philly mick turns 43 today. on father's day. i'm a father, and very recently turned 43. so maybe he's my sentimental favorite this afternoon. though i wouldn't mind seeing billy ho and his octopus pants make a run.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely pulling for Billy man called Horschel.
ReplyDeleteHunter Mahan needs to roll his brim. The flat look don't play with a Ping cap.
ReplyDeleteHappy Father's Day to the Gheorghie dads.
ReplyDeleteAnd Phil HAS to win today...
Today marks the second respective parent's day where my wife and I will ditch our kids to go out, eat, drink, be alone, hold hands, watch golf. It is glorious, or will be in 30 min. In the event you ever read this kids, we love you most of the time.
ReplyDeleteDo I smell another epic Phil collapse? Should be a great day... don't forget Strickster and Charl. Will go out on the early limb and predict a Monday playoff.
ReplyDeleteZ....got a chili recipe that calls for some fig jam. Gas.
ReplyDeleteMichael Kim (a) is sporting a belt buckle with 69 on it. I'm rooting for him.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Fowler rocking a TB Bucs throwback uni?
ReplyDeleteMichael Kim's caddy has more swagger than all of the competitors combined.
ReplyDeleteWebb Simpson's wife is named Dowd. WASPs are funny sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI like the octopus pants.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Miller and Nantz are already annoying me.
Phil has to shake off that hole 1 putt or its going to be a long afternoon
Stick's having a bit of a goatfuck.
ReplyDeleteStick/Strick whatever it takes.
ReplyDeleteI forgot the Confederations Cup was also on today. Just an obscene amount of interesting sporting events going on today.
ReplyDeletein phil's defense, most of us would make 5 on that hole, too
ReplyDeleteDrinkn a bacon bloody mary at a beach bar w my wife watchn the gawff...
ReplyDeletemy daughter just asked if rickie fowler was on work release
ReplyDeletein phil's defense, none of us has a prayer of hitting that approach at 4. jeez.
ReplyDeletePosted a pic of that bacon bloody on the twitter.
ReplyDeleteDonald is a hack.
Dufner could back into this thing.
Played Merion (and Pine Valley) 2 years ago with some Irish rugby lads over from Royal County Down. Pretty special. Got sfaced in the Trophy Room. HBO - humble brag over.
ReplyDeleteglad you edited out the naughty words
ReplyDeleteAnd a good hb it was...nice job on throwin the pine valley play into the mix when totally irrelevant.i would have done the same. Well done.
ReplyDeletedanimal, that bloody looks awful. can you order one delivered to me?
ReplyDeleteDidn't want to be ridiculous and mention we stayed at PV and got to play it twice. As well as the par 3 which mirrors all the full holes.
ReplyDeleteThe course is killing everyone today
ReplyDeleteExcept Hunter and his redic mustache
Yeah...somewhat familiar with the pv. A memory for ya.
ReplyDeleteMahan and his stylist need to have a come ta jesus meeting.
This open is a shit show (or goat fuck) like no other! I lub it! Rose is my latest prediction.
"I lub it!"
ReplyDeleteNice work, danimal
Florida's starting MLB was arrested last night for punching a bouncer. I'm totally okay with this.
ReplyDeleteFigured you were, was talking to Rob! Day my current pick.
ReplyDeleteThose shoes that Rose is wearing...I sent the same ones to my dad for Fathers Day (he is 76)
ReplyDeleteroutine bogey for jason day
ReplyDeleteI am def the only person in this beach bar that has to work tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteif you're not following dan jenkins (@danjenkinsgd) on twitter, you're doing it wrong
ReplyDeletestill a chance, hmmm, billy? hmmm?
ReplyDeleteholy shit, phil
ReplyDeleteLEFTY!!!
ReplyDeleteHe really needs to work on his jump
ReplyDeleteJohnny Miller is trying to find a way to shit on Phil's eagle.
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ReplyDeleteHe's got a job to do, Marls. Phil's eagle isn't just going to shit on itself.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat.
ReplyDeleteBefore Phil's eagle I was predicting whoever wins will do so at +3. Guess we'll see.
ReplyDeleteBtw...in case you missed it- tortugas was fantastic!! Fish tacos for me and husband had special - grilled tuna...all amazing! Thanks
I'm torn as this gets down to the wire...KQ and I have Rose in our pool but I really want to see Phil win
ReplyDeleteBell's Two Hearted never disappoints.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Roberts doing an exposé on Nick Faldo's caddy? Must see TV!
ReplyDeletethe british guy put on rain paints? sissy.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to do something about Johnny Miller and the d-bags that yell "get in the hole"
ReplyDeleteIs phil going to hit driver on 15?!?
ReplyDeleteStrong 2, but still ballsy.
ReplyDeleteI've been playing tennis regularly with a guy who, I just learned, is a marketing VP for the Nets. I'm going to make this Brooklyn Ballers/Swagger/Hustle thing happen, you wait and see.
ReplyDeleteworthy champion, for sure. rainsuit thing notwithstanding.
ReplyDeleteWell done and well said Rosie.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Phil! He will be the story next year at Pinehurst...losing to Payne, wife about to pop, bridesmaid 6 times... Yada Yada...
ReplyDeleteDanimal will be there for the week. Who's with me? (That isn't an invite)
Jay-Z just debuted a commercial and outshined a great NBA Finals game. Like him or not, you can't deny how savvy he is.
ReplyDeleteOutshined as in lookin California but feelin Minnesota?
ReplyDeleteWell played, Z. Well played.
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