Now, having said that, here's some Lee Greenwood to get you going:
And, as has become tradition for these patriotic posts, some Americana being displayed on the female form:
Original babe (brought back by request)
Replacement babe
One final note: word is Whitney will once again portray Abraham Lincoln in today's D.C. Memorial Day parade. We hear he's even more hungover than usual, which should be fun for him given the oppressive heat and humidity he will be exposed to while wearing non-breathable clothing in direct sunlight. Good luck, buddy.
Abe Update: the big man got mentioned by name on the air, as portraying Mr. Lincoln for the eighth time. He got literally three seconds of facetime, but I did manage to grab this pic:
those of you in the nation's capital can catch igor on fox5 beginning at 2:00. look for the tall fellow with heatstroke.
ReplyDeleteI have decided the goofy duck lips on that bikini-clad babe annoy the piss out of me. Replacement tail coming soon.
ReplyDeletehow long until igor becomes a full-fledged lincoln impersonator, talking in honest abe's style, accent, and manner and visiting middle schools across the land to educate them about bad fake beards?
ReplyDeletecongrats marls!
that was weird. the brunette turned blonde. and i didn't notice any "duck lips." do we need to teach you what to look at in a photo like that?
ReplyDeleteThis post made me think that the cover of Amorica could not be made today because the disco mitt is extinct.
ReplyDeleteDave, do not attempt to judge my posting of patriotic bikini-clad babes. I did minutes and minutes of research in Google Images to make this post work. Now sit yo ass down and enjoy it.
ReplyDeleterob, did you go down to the parade this year?
ReplyDeleteNice job, Roddick.
ReplyDeletei strongly prefer the original patriotic lass.
ReplyDeletesadly, i am not at the parade. i'm cycling through an epic honey do list. cleaned toilets, vacuumed stairs, trimmed hedges. preparing to edge the lawn and stain some wood before settling in for the ncaa lax finals. and igor as abe.
Original babe has returned, due to popular demand.
ReplyDeletewill of the people!
ReplyDeleteHeat index in D.C. creeping on 100 right now. God speed, Igor.
ReplyDeleteAbe update added.
ReplyDeleteIs that a prosthetic nose?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the well wishes. Sitting at JFK trying at JFK fighting the hangover with vodka sodas waiting for our flight to Madrid. I cannot imagine how Igor survived his parade duties today.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks to the boys from Unit M at table 12 for taking the party to another level last night.
Congrats Marls.
ReplyDeleteI favor original babe.
"staining wood" heh rob?
I hope Abe is still with us.
Marls, are you at JFK?
ReplyDeleteAbe is alive and well, and home. Thanks, Teej, for watching and posting a pic. It was a sweaty mess out there.
ReplyDeleteJust finished this week's Mad Men. "Lemme see 'em" is my new favorite phrase.
ReplyDeleteTurns out there's no good way to tell your wife that you found a dead mouse in the basement.
ReplyDeleteDid you try charades?
ReplyDeleteAbl at the charades comment....that's bar laugh.
ReplyDeleteAbe Lincoln: vampire hunter?
ReplyDeleteI yelled "let me see em" immediately after that line was said and it went over better than the dead mouse.
ReplyDeleteIgor--I had no idea you double as Lincoln. You may have some more appearance opportunities with this Lincoln Vampire movie.
ReplyDeleteIs that for real? Can't believe a studio paid actual money to make that movie.
Saw the Lincoln Vampire trailer last week when I saw The Dictator. Might be one of those so bad you feel like you have to see it. I'm thinking that is their strategy....or stragety.
ReplyDeleteIt's Tim Burton, so you have to be a bit open-minded. He directed Planet of the Apes, fer crissakes!
ReplyDeleteOnly Sam Raimi could make this work.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yzRt2Y_10
Groovy.
The "Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" author also did a book called "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". Now, I have been told by some who read it that both these books are actually quite entertaining. As a movie, though, we'll have to see I guess.
ReplyDeleteOf Mice, Men, and The Goonies could be good.
ReplyDeleteWar and Peace and Smurfs
ReplyDeleteApocalypse Now and My Little Ponies
ReplyDeleteBusta Rhymes and Punishment
ReplyDeleteThe Good, The Bad, The Ugly and Kenny G.
The Hobbit and Bab Saget.
ReplyDeleteA Tale of Two Titties.
ReplyDeletethe thin red line of snakes on a plane
ReplyDeleteRemains of the Susan Dey.
ReplyDelete"The team that has the most points is going to win.". Thanks for the insight Shaq!
ReplyDeleteA bee sting and computer virus this morning. Looking for a hug.
ReplyDeleteNo longer infected. Resuming unproductivity.
ReplyDeleteRIP Doc Watson.
ReplyDeleteis it me or is it not memorial day anymore? just askin.
ReplyDeleterob gets a new job and is all of a sudden "busy" with other things, keeping him from what is truly important in the world, my entertainment. there's much to discuss - the "causeway cannibal" down in south beach for starters.
Happy NBA Draft Lottery Day! The most anticipated date on the Wizards calendar every year. And 9 times out of 10, the most disappointing day of the year.
ReplyDeleteSay it ain't so, Doc.
ReplyDeletejust read abou the causeway cannibal. "bath salts" is a terrible name for a drug.
ReplyDeletenew post up, for danimal and shlara
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