Shlara, if this one frightens you, well, you might want to avoid this corner of the blogospehere all week...because there are still some real doozies left.
Ok fine...I'd like to see this (reprehensible) Erin Andrews video that the kids are talking about it...but I'm not willing to search for it from my work or my home computer. This sounds like a job for Swint.
was not intentionally channeling teri hatcher, but her real and spectacular assets are part of the zeitgeist now, so it's certainly possible that i was influenced.
Its not just a victory for me personally...its a victory for everyone who recognizes that there is no discernible difference between Coors Light, Miller Lite and Bid Light. As many of you will remember, Whit took a blind taste test of the three beers in question a couple years back and failed to successfully point out which was Coors Light, even though he claimed it to be overwhelmingly offensive to his taste buds and general sensibilities.
Coors and Miller taste the same. Bud Light does not, and anyone who can't tell the difference is either too drunk or has not employed an effective pallet cleanser.
I think I may even have had some Coors Light this weekend. And Natty Light, and Bud Light, some Coronoa Light, Miller High Life, and a lot of Red Stripe. "Quantity, Not Quality" weekend for the guys all around.
Looking good boys...looking good.
ReplyDeletei miss my 'stache
ReplyDeleteNot sure if those are mirrored aviators to the right, but if they are, it is a tremendous compliment to the stache.
ReplyDeleteIt lets the ladies know "Hey, I might not BE a cop, but I sure do like to LOOK LIKE one."
I think you look like dirty old men
ReplyDeleteThose do look like standard issue gas station mirrored shades on Jerry. License and registration, please.
ReplyDeleteShlara, if this one frightens you, well, you might want to avoid this corner of the blogospehere all week...because there are still some real doozies left.
ReplyDeleteoh, they're mirrored, all right. and it was a fantastic look.
ReplyDeleteOk fine...I'd like to see this (reprehensible) Erin Andrews video that the kids are talking about it...but I'm not willing to search for it from my work or my home computer. This sounds like a job for Swint.
ReplyDeleteThis photo makes me green with envy...
ReplyDeletebecause you couldn't make it, or because you can't grow a mustache that transcendent?
ReplyDeleteI'm also shocked that Whit allowed Jerry to consume Coors Light in the confines of his parents home...and that there is photographic evidence.
ReplyDeletei believe that's a natural light. they appeared in some quantity.
ReplyDeleteWas Rob channeling Teri Hatcher from Seinfeld with that comment?
ReplyDeleteBy "that" comment, I mean the one at 1:22 PM.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna need Jerry to confirm that Robert.
ReplyDeleteit's possible that my judgment may have been impaired, and that coors light did make an appearance.
ReplyDeletewas not intentionally channeling teri hatcher, but her real and spectacular assets are part of the zeitgeist now, so it's certainly possible that i was influenced.
ReplyDeleteSwint brought two 30 packs of Golden, CO's finest...and it was most definitely consumed.
ReplyDeletepoint, geoff.
ReplyDeleteIts not just a victory for me personally...its a victory for everyone who recognizes that there is no discernible difference between Coors Light, Miller Lite and Bid Light. As many of you will remember, Whit took a blind taste test of the three beers in question a couple years back and failed to successfully point out which was Coors Light, even though he claimed it to be overwhelmingly offensive to his taste buds and general sensibilities.
ReplyDeleteBid Light, which is served by most sororities during Clue Week, is synonymous with Bud Light.
ReplyDeletei agree that there's no discernible difference in those products. which is why i drank knob creek most of the weekend.
ReplyDeleteThe name of that beer troubles me. And when imagining it consumed by a group of grown men donning mustaches... well, there just aren't words.
ReplyDeleteit's a bourbon, but i concede the rest of your argument.
ReplyDeleteCoors and Miller taste the same. Bud Light does not, and anyone who can't tell the difference is either too drunk or has not employed an effective pallet cleanser.
ReplyDeleteAnd Rob, that's an awfully tall mustache...
let's make that "Palate"
ReplyDeleteI think I may even have had some Coors Light this weekend. And Natty Light, and Bud Light, some Coronoa Light, Miller High Life, and a lot of Red Stripe. "Quantity, Not Quality" weekend for the guys all around.
ReplyDeleteJerry's sympathetic head tilt in that picture has him looking more like a pedophile that I cop to me.
ReplyDeleteMore unintelligible "Gainesville Grammar" from Mark...
ReplyDeleteAnd I put up a new post because the world needs to enjoy what we saw.