Friday, August 29, 2008

Only in New York

An excerpt from Today's NY Daily News:

10G reward for tips on goat strangler

The reward for the Long Island goat strangler has grown to $10,000. Donations poured into the Suffolk County SPCA for the capture of whoever kidnapped twin goats from a farm and strangled one with a belt last week. Teddy's body was found dead near the Raleigh Farm in King's Park, while his sister, Pinky, is still missing.

Anyone with information is asked to call (631) 382-SPCA (7722).

Teddy is pictured at right below, with his sex addict goat friend David.

21 comments:

  1. anyone interested in the Michael Jack Lead Pipe Lock for Saturday?

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  2. rich rodriguez will be caught with pinky the goat and 3 coeds?

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  3. Is the lock that you'll get drunk alone at home and then head to your computer around 2am for some personal entertainment?

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  4. geoff's suggestion would normally happen, but my weekend is very full with wifey. maybe I'll get some action. booyah.

    Take Oregon giving 13.5 at home to Washington vand their terrible head coach. Lock it up.

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  5. Look at you hating on classy Ty Willingham.

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  6. So McCain picked a slightly older Tina Fey?

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  7. More of a Tina Fey -Jennifer Coolidge smush.

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  8. I think she's more Susan Lucci than Tina Fey.

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  9. Hey Swint, your boys are losing to Utah this weekend.

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  10. teejay comes back swinging from liquid lunch. attaboy.

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  11. To TJ, liquid lunch is also known as "lunch."

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  12. hair of the dogboys, indeed.

    nc state's next opponent? yourrrr william and mary tribe. after that performance against south cackalacky i think we might be able to cover against the pack.

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  13. i checked the rule book and there is a requirement to stop drinking during waking hours in order to qualify under the "hair of the dogboys" codicil.

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  14. I've got to agree with TJ on the Utah-Michigan game. Though I disagree with many of the pundits who are calling it an "upset".

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  15. Bill Curry just went third person on NFL Live.

    That was odd.

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  16. ESPN just sent me an email informing me that the WNBA returns on Sunday...Well, its about fucking time.

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  17. You know what the most infuriating thing about Jim Rome is?


    Everything

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  18. john mccain's political director just argued that sarah palin's stint as commander-in-chief of the alaska national guard qualifies her for a similar role as the cinc of the us military. how fucking stupid do these people think we are?

    if they're relying on the utter gullibility and idiocy of americans to win this election, then...oh, fuck.

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