I don't really see eye to eye with Rep. Wolf on many things (as he's much taller than I, and a pretty darn conservative Republican), but I think we can all agree that America needs more pictures of my feet. I'm off to Cape Cod tomorrow to give the people what they want.
The internet is a magical place.
ReplyDeleteshe certainly is.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of escherian mindfuckhole will it be if the open congress bot picks up this post in a day or two?
ReplyDeleteIt's better than that crazy euro bot from yesterday. Unless of course that is Greg.
ReplyDeleteThe crazy Euro-bot is not me.
ReplyDeleteGheorghe...the place where we taunt robots.
ReplyDeleteExcept Johnny 5...that cat was one cool customer.
ReplyDeleteand greg.
ReplyDeletethat delay in response had an unintended consequence.
ReplyDeletei also would not taunt eve from wall-e. she's a bad motherfuckress.
ED-209 was another fucker I'd stay away from.
ReplyDeleteRU-486 is also underrated...
ReplyDeletei haven't trusted robots since ash. i guess, technically, he was an android.
ReplyDeleteBut what about Bishop? He didn't engender any confidence in androids?
ReplyDeleteIn the first sentence of paragraph two of this post, I disagree with both of robert's characterization's of the distinguished gentleman from VA's 10th district. He's short and not all that conservative.
ReplyDeleteGolf clap for Dennis.
ReplyDeleteAnd regular clap for Denzel in Ricochet.
geoff, i just assumed he was taller than i am. which is still probably true. and while he's not rick santorum, the american conservative union gives him a lifetime score of 80, so he's somewhere between moderate and crazy jim inhofe. also, i claim poetic license.
ReplyDeleteand finally, in my defense, the robots from the future made me do it.
ReplyDeleteWhich ones...the Borg, or the Cylons?
ReplyDeleteInhofe can't hang with DeMint, Coburn, Jeb Hensarling and most of the Texans. But he's a swell guy and a great American.
ReplyDeletetj, it was the t-1000.
ReplyDeleteif i wasn't so busy with the robots, i'd have blogged about this caleb campbell thing. fortunately, clay travis at deadspin has a solid take:
ReplyDeletehttp://deadspin.com/5028480/caleb-campbell-the-armys-loss-is-the-detroit-lions-legal-gain
There is nothing, I mean nothing like a good robot/abortion joke.
ReplyDeletePoint/Counterpoint:
ReplyDeleteLife Begins at Conception vs. Life Begins at 40!
Life doesn't begin at conception. Wanna know why?
ReplyDeleteBecause you can't kill a real human with by kicking somebody else in the stomach...
Yeah, take the "with" outta there...
ReplyDeleteHey rob, not sure if you heard, but I guess the baseball clubs from Boston and New York meet this weekend.
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