April 23, 2008 -- IT looks like there could be "killer" ratings in store for TV's "The Celebrity Apprentice" if OJ Simpson gets his way. Page Six has learned the creepy double-murder acquittee has asked Donald Trump to allow him to appear on the top-rated NBC show next season. "Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious," our source said. "There's a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson."
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold now they droppin and yellin it's a tad bit late Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.
Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.
Courtesy of Stewart Mandel at SI.com, we're about to get three more bowl games...unreal:
The 2008-09 bowl lineup could be even bigger.
Next week in Weston, Fla., organizers for three potential new bowl games will make their presentations to the NCAA's Bowl Certification Committee. They are: The Congressional Bowl in Washington, D.C, (Navy vs. ACC); The St. Petersburg Bowl in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Big East vs. Conference USA); and the Rocky Mountain Bowl in Salt Lake City (Mountain West vs. WAC).
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And yes, this pretty much copies what the boys at the 'House posted with the Rick Astley chart, but it's still funny.
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking Christ:
ReplyDeleteApril 23, 2008 -- IT looks like there could be "killer" ratings in store for TV's "The Celebrity Apprentice" if OJ Simpson gets his way. Page Six has learned the creepy double-murder acquittee has asked Donald Trump to allow him to appear on the top-rated NBC show next season. "Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious," our source said. "There's a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson."
TJ...there are plenty more gems on this site:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.jamphat.com/rap/
Hmmm...that site looks vaguely familiar...
ReplyDeleteI think it's spelled "Nate Dogg."
ReplyDeleteThat's what Broka's 1990's CD collection taught me. It also taught me how Montell Jordan does it. On Friday nights.
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
ReplyDeleteNate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
Did Chris Mortensen fall asleep in the tanning bed?
ReplyDeleteDeputy Fife, is that you?
ReplyDeleteN.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows
MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.
Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.
man, that's one you just don't live down.
ReplyDeleteYou should know.
ReplyDeleteZing.
i opened the comedy trapdoor, and somebody fell right in. nicely played.
ReplyDeleteI broke an ankle during the fall.
ReplyDeleteCourtesy of Stewart Mandel at SI.com, we're about to get three more bowl games...unreal:
ReplyDeleteThe 2008-09 bowl lineup could be even bigger.
Next week in Weston, Fla., organizers for three potential new bowl games will make their presentations to the NCAA's Bowl Certification Committee. They are: The Congressional Bowl in Washington, D.C, (Navy vs. ACC); The St. Petersburg Bowl in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Big East vs. Conference USA); and the Rocky Mountain Bowl in Salt Lake City (Mountain West vs. WAC).
Well, maybe this will lead to one of the many men's clinics you saw in St. Pete sponsoring said Bowl Game.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, the 2008 Dr. Nick Vasectomy Bowl at Tropicana Field.
ReplyDeleteSooooo, do the Wiz show up tonight?
ReplyDeleteDeShawn, make the fucking layup.
ReplyDeleteOooh Menace 2 Society is on BET...
ReplyDeleteSettle down Buckhantz...that was a blatant charge.
ReplyDeleteAnd the rain delay is over at US Cellular (that is its name still right?)...fan-fucking-tastic.
ReplyDeleteWiz!
ReplyDeleteHawk Harrelson is going to make this game real tough to watch. And we only on pitch 5 in the game.
ReplyDeleteYou know who really sucks ass?
ReplyDeleteAndruw Jones.
Geoffrey and I were talking about this at lunch today - it is fucking ridiculous how few people are attending Nationals games AT A BRAND NEW BALLPARK.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Gilbert leaving the game right now is actually a good thing.
ReplyDeleteThere, I said it.
Caron looking great right now...Wiz looking great.
ReplyDeleteHawk Harrelson...making head hurt a lot...
ReplyDelete"Hi, I'm TJ, and I'm a commentaholic."
ReplyDeleteUh oh Whit is not gonna be happy with that Heilman offering.
ReplyDeleteDon Sutton, what the fuck are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteGiambi trying to tag up makes Swint look like Ben Johnson.
ReplyDeleteHawk just let the audience know the Yankees are a "professional hitting team."
ReplyDeleteThat of course means the San Francisco Giants are a bunch of unprofessional hackers.
Morgan Ensberg is just stealing money right now. What the hell man?
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd see the day when Haywood looked like a competent NBA big man.
ReplyDeleteGod damn it another rain delay in Chicago.
ReplyDeletehawk harrelson - america's worst professional broadcaster. by a mile.
ReplyDeleteHe's making Buck look like Edward R. Murrow.
ReplyDeletesuck it, monkeys - i'm going corporate.
ReplyDeleteLook at the Nats giving it to the Mets...
ReplyDeleteIs the first base ump talking smack to Delgado right now?
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