On the third day of Gheorghemas
Big Gheorghe gave to me...
Near as I can tell, it's been close to two years since we celebrated the littles, Bite Me Randy Newman-style. That's a wrong we gotta rectify.
Fortunately, a trio of the wee-o have made sporting news over the past several weeks.
First, on November 13 Corbin Carroll was named the National League Rookie of the Year after a stellar debut campaign with the Arizona Diamondbacks. Carroll became the first rookie in history to hit 25 homers and steal 50 bases. He slashed .285/.362/.506, and compiled 30 doubles, 10 triples, 25 homers and 54 steals in 59 attempts, finishing in the NL's top ten in runs, OPS, steals, triples, and WAR. He was key to the D-Backs deep post-season run, as well, hitting two homers, driving in 10 runs, and stealing five bases as Arizona made it to the World Series before falling to Texas.
Of note, Carroll is listed at 5'10", 165 pounds. We have questions. He's also dating Miss America 2022, Emma Broyles, which is a victory for short kings everywhere.
Last week, FC Cincinnati attacking midfielder Luciano Acosta, all 5'3" of him, was named the 2023 Major League Soccer Most Valuable Player. Including the playoffs, Acosta scored 17 goals and recorded 14 assists for the league's best regular-season side, contributing to nearly half of FC Cincinnati's 64 goals.
I've been a Luchi fan for some time, ever since he made his debut in 2016 for my local eleven, DC United. He scored 24 goals and delivered 35 assists in 126 matches for the Black and Red before departing for a season in Liga MX with Atlas. He returned to MLS with Cincinnati in 2021. During his time with DC, he was the exclamation point on one of Wayne Rooney's most remarkable highlights.
As always and forever, Bite Me Randy Newman, and Merry Gheorghemas!
Even as a large fellow, I highly enjoy the BMRN. Can't believe it's been 2 years.
ReplyDeleteRob can't risk burning bridges with Randy fans, lest they be looking to employ his services.
ReplyDeleteAh, randy fans. Those would be nice.
ReplyDeletetribe wins! suck it, big blue beast!
ReplyDeleteBad loss for ODU?
ReplyDeletetribe only had seven dudes play. can't be a good loss for odu, for sure.
ReplyDeleteDreadful loss by 'Narchs, nice win by Tribe. W&M missing three starters, I think, played seven guys as rob pointed out. Shot 50 pct overall, 48 pct from 3, which I guarantee frosted ODU coach JJ to no end.
ReplyDeleteYipes, a worse loss than I had figured. Nice job by the alma mater… long bad road ahead for the local Sun Belteds.
ReplyDeleteWow… Yanks get Soto. And on their way to get Yamamoto. Sounds like the Bombers aren’t satisfied with 82-80 and missing the playoffs. Or they’re just going for people with names that rhyme with Yacht Rock adjacent band Toto.
ReplyDeleteMaybe one last hurrah in pinstripes for Joey Voto?
ReplyDeletebe one heck of a team foto
ReplyDeletebut i hope they go the way of the dodo
ReplyDeleteFirst pitch of Opening Day? Manny Moto.
ReplyDeleteThings I learned when I fell down a baseball nerd data rabbit hole earlier this AM:
ReplyDelete- Ellis Burks got a ring with the '04 Sox. Always liked that dude in the late 80's and 90's and hoped in vain he might roam CF for the Mets. He only played 11 games for Boston in 2004 and wasn't on the postseason roster, but he was part of that club enough that they gave him a World Series ring. Pretty cool.
- Speaking of their playoff roster in 2004, of the 25 BoSox who bested the Yankees that fall, a startling 8 would go on to play in the Bronx at some point following that historic season. Not one player on the 2004 Yankees playoff roster ever played for Boston after that. I guess the Sox had seen what they could do and weren't interested.
Now ya know. Whether or not ya care.
damon and mendoza come to mind. there were six more? had to be bit players, no? i can't recall another contributor that made that move.
ReplyDeleteforgot about youk. that was weird. and the way he played there makes me assume he was operating as a double-agent.
ReplyDeleteRamiro Mendoza went from the yankeees to the sawks. When I lived in Boston he was jokingly referred to as the mended Yankee because he played so poorly.
ReplyDeleteEmbedded. Fucking phone.
ReplyDeleteand then he went back in 2005, z. don't question me, young man.
ReplyDeleteThose are 3.
ReplyDeleteIn debatable order of significance, least to most...
Mike Myers (not Austin Powers one) - NYY 2006/7
Doug Mientkiewicz - NYY 2007
Alan Embree - NYY 2005
Mark Bellhorn - NYY 2005
and of course, the man, the myth, the mental patient
Derek Lowe - NYY 2012
most of those dudes played a handful of games. bellhorn and lowe surprised me, for sure.
ReplyDeleteTrue about the limited amount of games, though it's always jarring to see your boys wearing enemy colors. Like Lenny in Phillie red or Reyes in stupid Marlin teal.
ReplyDeleteStupid Marlin indeed. Thurman Thomas’s stint in Miami was painful.
ReplyDeleteYep. I’ve reasonably blocked out Art Monk’s season in Philly. It’s profane. He only caught six passes, but it doesn’t matter. It was gross to have him in that uniform.
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