Photo 1: "That brick is the top of the dugout."
Photo 2: "Well played, Mauer."
Bonus Third Photo: Hey, we know that guy...
Friday, June 15, 2012
A Squirrel's Eye View of Target Field
The diminutive dictator apparently escaped the lawn yesterday, and found himself at the Minnesota Twins shiny new ballpark for a sporting contest. Using his tiny sciuridae claws, he was able to send me two photos of the visit, before his natural urge to bury nuts led to him being escorted out of the park after he tore up the warning track.
Photo 1: "That brick is the top of the dugout."
Photo 2: "Well played, Mauer."
Photo 1: "That brick is the top of the dugout."
Photo 2: "Well played, Mauer."
Sciuridae! This is the first time that a Teedge post sent me scrambling to google to look up a word.
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1. She's a very old-looking 35; she must have aged in stripper years a al Sapphire, The Hidden Jewel of the Bronx.
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America's Wang...never disappointing.
ReplyDeletei assumed "sciuridae" was just TJ randomly banging on the keyboard . . . which is how he writes his posts, right?
ReplyDeleteahhh . . . the marmots.
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I sit somewhere near Tom Brady on the continuum. And I'm not afraid to admit it.
ReplyDeleteBonus third photo added...
ReplyDeleteMr. Rajat Gupta - I hope you enjoy your lengthy stay in a federal "pound you in the ass" prison.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see this Hossler kid's mom? Milf. And her last name is Balcz.
ReplyDeleteAnd there is Chris Berman...
ReplyDeleteDrinking a Sawtooth Ale out of Colorado. Good to very good.
ReplyDeleteHossler has a "69" belt buckle.
ReplyDeleteat the phils/twins game last night, joe blanton gave up a deep fly to center that shane victorino tracked down for the last out of the inning. as the players ran back to the dugout, blanton waited until victorino made it all the way back to greet him and thank him. thought it was a pretty cool moment.
ReplyDeletealso, i hope scott van pelt chokes berman with a utility club.
This course is nutty tough.
ReplyDeletetiger still comes off as such a dick in pressers. lighten up, francis.
ReplyDeleteWhile his game seems totally dialed in, he's such an ass. Couldn't even say a nice word about Hossler (or his hot Mom..).
ReplyDeleteAll he could muster is "there's a lot of golf left" and then naturally steered it to a when he played as an Am.
Self absorbed Tosser.
that's what got me, too, mr kq. how hard would it be to say, 'yeah, that's pretty neat for the kid'?
ReplyDeleteI stii have no idea how Furyk competently golfs his ball with that swing. And as I say that he pulls one way left.
ReplyDeleteThey can't move the cup one yard closer on 16? Really? Bad job by the Olympia grounds crew.
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ReplyDeleteZ....USGa twerps tell crew exactly where to cut the cup...
With this late coverage , kids in bed, and already on the brown stuff, this could get fugly.
ReplyDeleteFuryk's 5 hour energy gear is terrible.
ReplyDeleteThanks D-mal. Bad job by USGA.
Norm MacDonald going after Reilly again on the twitterer.
ReplyDeleteAm loathing Johnny Miller more and more each broadcast.
Phil knight needs to send tiger some doper kicks. Those are positively fusty.
ReplyDeleteApparently Miller has never misread a putt.
ReplyDeleteYa gotta love this Hossler kid. At this rate there is a decent chance he and Tigger will be paired together tomorrow. That would be kind of cool.
ReplyDeleteThen they can go whoring afterwards.
ReplyDeleteDo they have Perkins' out in NoCal?
ReplyDelete"low skanky fade" are words just uttered by Johnny
ReplyDeleteTiger's entire ensemble is bad today.
ReplyDeleteAnd I had to put the TV on mute...music + Open golf = more enjoyable viewing experience
Hossler is pretty drippy for a 17 year old.
ReplyDeleteMatt Kuchar golfs in Campers?
ReplyDeleteStiffler's Mum swinging it up the stairs, not sure she'll be allowed in the scoring tent.
ReplyDeleteAnd with you on Tiger's shoes. Does he have a nurse gig on the side?
That shot was so bad that it fucked up my fios. Just realized that fluff is furyks caddy.
ReplyDeleteQuote of the day...."If she's loose they'll get under her right rear or whatever." Danica Patrick's crew chief Tony Eury.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Fathers Day. Got to sleep I'm 'till 5:45 today so suck on that.
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