Dedicated to the premise that life would be better if we all took ourselves a little less seriously.
Monday, June 21, 2010
It's the first day of summer...
...it's been 90+ degrees and humid every day for the last two weeks, and we need filler. So enjoy this tune (and just for the hell of it, someone want to tell me the movie this was used in?)...
In other news, the Red Sox's collapse is complete. And by that I mean they stopped collapsing. They're tied for the most wins in MLB. This is good news, assuming you think wins are important.
I would prefer it if the judges looking for my wang were lady judges.
I remember the wang/computer one, I was just trying to bring it into the 21st century and work in a little self-deprication. I think there's one about an intercontinental ballistic missle too.
I was always fond of the "lady came in for a ruler..." line because you could be all witty with your response. Naturally, you could say "my 12 inches she got," but you could also show your strong division skills and say "my 6 inches she got twice" or "my 4 inches she got three times," etc.
Zman doesn't realize he's due to shoot the anal boot for jumping in. And while he doesn't know what that means, he can make a guess. And the truth is likely grosser than whatever he's guessing.
I think I saw that curly-red-headed rugby chick drink from a well-used plunger at a rugby party. The only way it could get nastier would be to pour the beer from the plunger down TR's dingleberried asscrack and for her to catch the dribblings in her mouth.
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ReplyDeleteDon't waste my time.
I literally deleted the words "...and Mayhugh is not allowed to guess..." thinking you were knee deep in pork rinds and futbol.
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Federer is going to win this thing. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteOf course he is...
ReplyDeleteESPN instituted a no-commercial policy for 5th sets. I approve. For what that's worth.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, the Red Sox's collapse is complete. And by that I mean they stopped collapsing. They're tied for the most wins in MLB. This is good news, assuming you think wins are important.
ReplyDeletei love it when a plan comes together
ReplyDelete52 people were shot in Chicago this weekend, 8 fatally. I, for one, blame Obama.
ReplyDeleteI used to work in Chicago, at the old department store.
ReplyDelete(I don't work there any more.)
A woman came in looking for some 18th century prose...
ReplyDelete18th Century Prose from the store?
ReplyDelete18th Century prose she wanted...
ReplyDeleteMy Longfellow she got.
And thanks for your responsiveness, Greg. I can always count on you.
ReplyDeletea woman came in for a computer...
ReplyDeleteMy iPod she got.
ReplyDeleteOr my Mac Mini?
ReplyDeletelike a catholic priest, the judges were looking for 'wang', zman
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm sorry...the card says "the Moops".
ReplyDeleteI would prefer it if the judges looking for my wang were lady judges.
ReplyDeleteI remember the wang/computer one, I was just trying to bring it into the 21st century and work in a little self-deprication. I think there's one about an intercontinental ballistic missle too.
There is indeed one about an ICBM. That particular lady came in for a bomb.
ReplyDeleteA different lady came in for a gator.
ReplyDeleteA gator she wanted, a boink she got. Like I indicated previously, I don't work there any more.
I was always fond of the "lady came in for a ruler..." line because you could be all witty with your response. Naturally, you could say "my 12 inches she got," but you could also show your strong division skills and say "my 6 inches she got twice" or "my 4 inches she got three times," etc.
ReplyDeleteZman doesn't realize he's due to shoot the anal boot for jumping in. And while he doesn't know what that means, he can make a guess. And the truth is likely grosser than whatever he's guessing.
I think I saw that curly-red-headed rugby chick drink from a well-used plunger at a rugby party. The only way it could get nastier would be to pour the beer from the plunger down TR's dingleberried asscrack and for her to catch the dribblings in her mouth.
ReplyDeleteNot the Teej. I did two things: I picked america (fuck yeah) and I picked against the French.
ReplyDeleteMarshall Plan! Suck it!
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