Gheorghe: The Movie

While the staff thrusts G:TB into uncharted territories, such as Pod-casts and Twitter, I am working on something more traditional. Something that will spring G:TB into the consciousness of every American. Something BIG. That's right: Gheorghe: The Movie.

This is what I've got so far.

Gheorghe: The Movie

Interior Shot: A GUY sits at his computer in his cubicle.

The GUY reads a G:TB post entitled "What Do You Call a Tribe of Griffins?"

The GUY chuckles, then frowns.

Insert Shot: Text of post. "Its difficult to imagine a more . . ."

The GUY'S expression indicates that he notices Improper Apostrophe Use (this will take a very expressive actor to convey this).

The GUY clicks and the page shifts to a comment page. He scrolls and reads and chortles.

The GUY types something. He looks it over and then posts his comment. He copies and pastes a tiny URL into his browser. He watches a "Major Lazer" video with a confused expression on his face.

A MAN WITH A FOLDER enters his cubicle. The GUY minimizes Gheorghe: The Blog.

FOLDER MAN: Here's the rest of the information on the report.

GUY: Thanks, I'll finish it up this afternoon.

The FOLDER MAN exits.

The GUY scrolls down the comments. There are new comments. He snickers and types another comment.

Then he turns his chair towards the camera. The GUY is sporting a thin mustache.

THE END

I know it's a good start, because I'm a screenwriter. Or I was. If you'd like to know how my screen writing career ended before it began, ask Igor. It's a sordid tale of betrayal, incompetence, and laziness, and it would take too much energy for me to tell it here. But I'm finally over it, and the ideas are just flowing through me, as you can see from this preview. My only concern is that I wanted Gary Coleman to play Rob, but now that's not possible. Herve Villechaize will have to suffice. He's not dead, right?