Dedicated to the premise that life would be better if we all took ourselves a little less seriously.
Friday, December 04, 2009
Football Filler
Soccer, actually. Just a reminder that the 2010 World Cup draw takes place at noon EST. No, I don't know where it'll be carried. If you can't find it online, you probably shouldn't be using a computer. We're rooting hard for the U.S. to get slotted in a group with South Africa.
(LATE EDIT: The Wheelhouse has more and better coverage, including the details of how the draw works.)
I'm not a football expert, but it's not good when your QB's completion percentage and passer rating are lower than his Wonderlick score. Ryan Fitzpatrick's performance last night fails on both counts.
Our preview, featuring 4 more breasts than the Wheelhouse preview, is clearly superior.
ReplyDeleteDammit Shlara, time to call the lawyers. They're using that picture of us again.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a football expert, but it's not good when your QB's completion percentage and passer rating are lower than his Wonderlick score. Ryan Fitzpatrick's performance last night fails on both counts.
ReplyDeleteAnd the dumb jokes begin. Lifted from a G:TB contributor's sibling's facebook page:
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
A golf ball won't break down the first time you drive it?
ReplyDeletepregame for this world cup draw is worse than the super bowl
ReplyDeletein case you plan to follow along here, this post will self-destruct in about 10 minutes.
ReplyDeleteUSA in with England. Not bad.
ReplyDelete