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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Fashion is dumb
A model displays a creation from the Spring/Summer 2009 collection from designer Giles as part of London Fashion Week, in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008.
I mean, come on, what the hell is this Iron Man/Dark Helmet mash-up? Give me a fucking break.
I could've used that mask to conceal the faces of a couple of the less savory ladies who went up the stairs with me at Unit M back in the day. In fact, a lot of guys in the house could've used it.
and, in the interest of balance, many of the ladies would likely say the same thing of their suitors. not of any of us, mind you, handsome devils as we are.
And we can build this dream together Standing strong forever Nothings gonna stop us now And if this world runs out of lovers Well still have each other Nothings gonna stop us, nothings gonna stop us now
The actor playing Lt. Mauser was Art Metrano. He has a FANTASTIC pedigree as a journeyman actor. He's been in Fantasy Island, Starsky & Hutch and Joanie Love Chachi, as well as dozens of other flicks.
Yes, I did a Proctor joke when the Dallas OL of the same name got an inopportune holding call (as opposed to all of those opportune holding flags teams get).
Hey Gil, you couldn't have put down the Wii and done this sooner?
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards will miss the first month of the season after undergoing a surgical procedure on his left knee Wednesday, according to a story in the Washington Post.
I think its safe to say that Gilbert is never going to be the same player that he was, which is a damn shame since he seemed to be entering his prime before these persistent, nagging knee injuries. While none of them have been career wrecking alone, his insistence on coming back (too) quickly each time and the sheer number of surgeries/setbacks would lead you to believe we've seen the very best of Gilbert.
I could've used that mask to conceal the faces of a couple of the less savory ladies who went up the stairs with me at Unit M back in the day. In fact, a lot of guys in the house could've used it.
ReplyDeleteand, in the interest of balance, many of the ladies would likely say the same thing of their suitors. not of any of us, mind you, handsome devils as we are.
ReplyDeleteNot me. I only hooked up with models in college.
ReplyDeletei think they're called mannequins, actually.
ReplyDeleteNo, they were all models...they were used as the basis for the girls Buffalo Bill used to make his woman suit out of in Silence of the Lambs.
ReplyDeleteAnd we can build this dream together
ReplyDeleteStanding strong forever
Nothings gonna stop us now
And if this world runs out of lovers
Well still have each other
Nothings gonna stop us, nothings gonna stop us now
It was the best work of Meshac Taylor's career...
ReplyDeleteI would say Hollywood carried Mannequin, but that would undermine the work of Estelle Getty and the guy who played Capt. Mowser in Police Academy.
ReplyDelete"Sheeee's the dummy!"
Yes, I just quoted Mannequin. I will now put my head in the toilet.
Wasn't someone doing "Proctorrrrrrrrr!!!" jokes in the comments the other night?
ReplyDeleteThe actor playing Lt. Mauser was Art Metrano. He has a FANTASTIC pedigree as a journeyman actor. He's been in Fantasy Island, Starsky & Hutch and Joanie Love Chachi, as well as dozens of other flicks.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0582586/
Yes, I did a Proctor joke when the Dallas OL of the same name got an inopportune holding call (as opposed to all of those opportune holding flags teams get).
ReplyDeleteRobert, the picture at the top of this article reminded me of you. actually...is that you?
ReplyDeletehttp://bleacherreport.com/articles/57948-top-10-web-sites-for-sports-trolls
Michael Jack is going to love this clip.
ReplyDeleteGus now driving the bus for the Vikes...
ReplyDeletehopefully he doesnt drive them headfirst into a padded wall...
ReplyDeleteHey Gil, you couldn't have put down the Wii and done this sooner?
ReplyDeleteWASHINGTON, D.C. -- Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards will miss the first month of the season after undergoing a surgical procedure on his left knee Wednesday, according to a story in the Washington Post.
Is that article from last summer? Are effing kidding me?
ReplyDeleteNo sir...just saw it 5 minutes ago.
ReplyDeleteI think its safe to say that Gilbert is never going to be the same player that he was, which is a damn shame since he seemed to be entering his prime before these persistent, nagging knee injuries. While none of them have been career wrecking alone, his insistence on coming back (too) quickly each time and the sheer number of surgeries/setbacks would lead you to believe we've seen the very best of Gilbert.
ReplyDeleteWell if you're right, I'm certainly glad the team inked him to a new $100+ mil deal.
ReplyDeleteHey Juice, the spectacles don't make you look less guilty.
ReplyDeleteHold on. Lou Holtz went to Kent State? How come he couldn't be one of the "four dead in O-HI-O"?
ReplyDeleteIt's a sartorial homage to Pac-Man. How could you not see that?
ReplyDeleteIs Tirico a douchebag?
ReplyDeleteHe is, isn't he?
SVP...gettin killed by The Lisp
ReplyDeleteSome kid from Kansas State Deon Murphy) just had the, possibly, the greatst punt return ever.
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