Because even though the song's about short people, we all know Randy hates non-conformity of any stripe.
ASHEVILLE, N.C. (AP)—UNC Asheville’s Kenny George, at 7-foot-7 the nation’s tallest college basketball player, might not play this season because of a foot injury.
George had two surgical procedures on an infected right foot and remains in a Chicago hospital, the school said. The senior is not expected to return to school this semester.
Coach Eddie Biedenbach said George first felt discomfort last month during a camp in Las Vegas. When he returned to his native Chicago, a doctor recommended immediate surgery. George was the Big South’s defensive player of the year after helping the Bulldogs win a school-record 23 games and reach the NIT last season. George averaged 12.4 points, 7.0 rebounds and 3.3 blocks.
G:TB will be wishing and hoping for brother Kenny's speedy recovery, but we'll be prepared to pour out a magnum should he be shelved.
percy harvin feels completely healthy. mark will respond once his erection has subsided.
ReplyDeleteI read the interview with Percy last night and I haven't slept since. The timing couldn't be better since, and I'm not sure I've mentioned this, I fucking hate Tennessee with every fiber of my being.
ReplyDeleteGo Gators.
tennessee lost to ucla. ucla was hammerfucked by byu. florida would beat byu by 30. by the transitive property, what florida is going to do to tennessee is illegal in 38 states and puerto rico.
ReplyDeleteShutup Rob. Just shutup now.
ReplyDeleteThe transitive property doesn't exist in the SEC. Especially in this rivalry and definitely not in Knoxville. God damnit, I was trying not to think too much about this game until later in the week. Thanks a lot tiny.
are you sure you're not a red sox fan? 'cause i recognize the insanity in that response.
ReplyDeleteGo Home Cousin Bangers!
ReplyDeleteFrom my fantasy football league, posted by a guy who has no idea what G:TB is or who any of you are, in response to a guy offering up Matt Schaub for a trade:
ReplyDeleteOffered: Steaming pile of crap
Wilford, Ernest
Wheatley, Tyrone
Weinke, Chris
Biakabutuka, Tim
Warrick, Peter
Bouman, Todd
Needs: Schaub, Matt