Since we decided to honor Canada Day a couple of days ago, it would be a minor travesty if the good folks here at Gheorghe didn't at least spend a minute or two honoring America on our nation's Independence Day. There's really nothing I can say that hasn't been said a million times over already. America's great, patriotism is underrated and boozing all day and watching shit blow up is about the finest way I could ever imagine to celebrate this glorious nation of ours and all the liberties it affords us. So, do your part today. Eat too much, drink too much and laugh your ass off when your drunk buddy nearly blows his hand off with a pack of black cats. Sure, you can do that any day of the year, but can you do it and not be a full fledged neighborhood pariah whilst doing so? On July 4th you can...
America...Fuck Yeah!
I think Lee Greenwood has my sentiment covered.
ReplyDeleteOn my first trip to Vancouver a few years ago, my friends and I pulled into downtown with this song blaring out of my friends car windows. Nothing like embracing that ugly american stereotype.
ReplyDeletei'm pretty sure jaromir jagr just told lee greenwood to go fuck himself.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Russia you mullet-wearing egomaniac.
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem...his mullet wasn't fully appreciated in DC or NY. He should've played for Nashville or even Tampa.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, fuck you...you dirty commie.
I hate Toad the Wet Sprocket. I just wanted you all to know.
ReplyDeleteI watched the Reggie White SportsCentury today and got to hear his infamous quote about the Japanese turning a TV into a watch, again. It was just as good as the first time. I just wanted you all to know.
ReplyDeleteText message from a friend of mine from earlier today:
ReplyDeleteYou have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4th, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle , but with family picnics where kids throw frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and flys die of happiness. You think you've over eaten and you're too drunk but its patriotism.
America..Fuck yeah!!!
This Wimbledon final is mildly exciting...
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