JULY 8--Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of "hot chicks" and "hardcore fights," thousands of Arkansans were duped last month into appearing as extras in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's latest staged mayhem. Cohen and his confederates organized cage fighting programs on consecutive days in Texarkana and Fort Smith. Both cards ended with two male grapplers (one was identified as "Straight Dave" and wore camouflage) tearing each other's clothes off and, while in underwear, kissing down their opponent's chest. This man-on-man action triggered Fort Smith fans to throw chairs and beer at the ring, according to one cop present at the city's Convention Center.
uh huh.
ReplyDeleteGet em.
ReplyDeleteProm night dumpster baby.
ReplyDelete....and he's taking a strollllllll...
ReplyDeletePat Forde realllly doesn't want to believe this 41 year old mom swimmer is clean.
ReplyDeleteHold on, why the hell does Pat Forde care about this?
And yes Greg, "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" is an epic bit.
ReplyDeleteI especially enjoy when said baby is swinging his umbilical cord whilst strolling.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Pat Forde is back on the escalator...how many more shows man?
ReplyDeleteLet it go.
White trash will apparently never learn...
ReplyDeleteJULY 8--Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of "hot chicks" and "hardcore fights," thousands of Arkansans were duped last month into appearing as extras in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's latest staged mayhem. Cohen and his confederates organized cage fighting programs on consecutive days in Texarkana and Fort Smith. Both cards ended with two male grapplers (one was identified as "Straight Dave" and wore camouflage) tearing each other's clothes off and, while in underwear, kissing down their opponent's chest. This man-on-man action triggered Fort Smith fans to throw chairs and beer at the ring, according to one cop present at the city's Convention Center.
So, at this rate, AJ Burnett will be a Cardinal by Thursday?
ReplyDeleteMark, get excited, Michael Pietrus is coming to Orlando.
ReplyDeleteTJ...No and no.
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