Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Mission: Impossible

Ten years ago today, Prince passed away at his Paisley Park complex in Chanhassen, MN. One of the best things I read at the time was written by Bomani Jones from a hotel room in Paris

I was reminded of that last week when Bo recorded a pair of podcasts remembering the Purple One. And I remembered listening to Prince on SiriusXM with my kids on a long car ride - was likely their first extended exposure, and the first time in more than a decade that I really dug into the genius' catalog.

Jones' podcasts got me thinking about Prince's music. In particular, my favorite of his songs. The ones he recorded, not the ones he wrote - that list is far too long to contemplate. So I set a challenge that's described by the title of this post. I decided to pick my five favorite Prince songs.

I'll get to the list in a minute. Couple of explanatory notes first. My faves are gonna tilt heavily to his early records (one in particular), or at least from "1999" forward. That's when I was turned on to his stuff, and when I spent the most time with it. I leaned hard into progressive tunes when I first heard The Smiths' "Louder Than Bombs" in 1987, and didn't get back around to Prince until much later. And I never really got into his post-"Love Symbol" records. So we're really only talking about "Dirty Mind" in 1980 through the aforementioned Symbol in 1992 as the consideration set. 

And it's still fucking hard to pick just five songs.

For fuck's sake, the list doesn't include When You Were Mine, Uptown, 1999, Delirious, Let's Go Crazy, Darlin' Nikki, Purple Rain, Raspberry Beret, Pop Life, Kiss, Sign O' the Times, U Got the Look, If I Was Your Girlfriend, I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man, Gett Off, Erotic City, and Sexy MF, among a lot of others.

If you're a connoisseur, you could probably figure out my top five from the omissions above. Because I'm a man of the people, I'll make it easy for you.

In no particular order, my top five Prince songs:

In the fall of 1984, I was a painfully naive young lad coming to terms with my utter inability to talk to/attract girls at the same time that I was completely enamored of them. In the basement of a friend's house, a mixed group danced to "Purple Rain", and the girls went nuts when I Would Die 4 U came on. That was the very first time I ever danced with a girl. It left a mark. Music as memory, as we've discussed at length here before. (And I was this week old before I realized it was about Jesus.)

I'd heard Little Red Corvette many times before I caught onto the way its fundamental raunchiness masked the vulnerability of a dude not quite sure he was gonna measure up. But when I got it, I certainly got it, though it didn't help with that previously noted naïveté with the ladies. Corvette edges out its thematic cousin Raspberry Beret because it's just that much sexier.

The chronologically latest song on my list hit me out of the blue in 1992 upon the release of the "Love Symbol" album. 7 didn't sound like any Prince tune I'd heard before, but its chorus got me right in the tuning fork in my chest. It's definitely the wild card on this list.

I'd argue that Prince's guitar virtuosity was an under-discussed topic until relatively recently. Folks focused on his hypersexy lyrics, funky grooves, brilliant live shows, and prolific musicianship. But "Purple Rain" is a guitar-forward record, and the opening lick of When Doves Cry is a damn call to arms. 

Returning to a theme for our final tune, Purple Rain showed that shy and clueless young man a glimpse of something entirely new. In the short term, it accelerated feelings of longing for amorphous but assuredly sexy and sweaty and not at all dorky possibility. Take Me With U felt like that kid asking a more mature, experienced and cute girl for a favor. And that seemed very real at the time.

This version has a naaaasty guitar solo. 

And as a lagniappe to keep the groove rolling, get some of his 1985 live show from Syracuse. It's fucking bonkers. In the best way.

23 comments:

  1. Fun fact: until she met me (I’m a big prince fan), my wife thought Little Red Corvette was sung as “”Yvette Come Back”

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  2. One time while driving a group of middle schoolers to a school camping trip, I put on a mix of Prince tunes for the drive.

    You haven't lived until you've had a group of teenage boys singing "Pooping in a Bear's Mouth" to the main hook of "Delirious"

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  3. Apologies if I've mentioned this previously, but I saw Prince at the Wicomico Youth and Civic Center in Salisbury, Md., in March of '83. Old barn of a building, held about 5,000 people. His 1999 Tour. Don't think reaction would have been much different if a spaceship full of aliens landed. Absolutely mind blowing. Unlike anything I, and the locals, had ever seen.

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  4. I saw Prince at MSG on January 18, 2011 and I too was blown away. I blundered into two free tickets so I brought zwoman who was exceedingly pregnant and when Prince started the show by saying "Someone in here's going to get pregnant tonight" she turned to her neighbor and said "I came here pregnant!" He only performed two of rob's top five songs (When Doves Cry, Take Me With U) but it was a preposterously good show. Tons of celebrities were there including Jimmy Fallon--zwoman literally bumped into him with her pregnant belly and knocked him back a foot. He was initially stunned, then peeved, then apologetic when he saw that she was working with a fetus on board.

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  5. Also, When Doves Cry is a top 10 (maybe 5) all time song for me.

    And Rasberry Beret rules too.

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  6. i could make this list today and come up with a different top 5, or at least a few other songs in the mix. and if you've got a couple of hours, that syracuse concert is a marvel. very jealous of dave and z for having seen him live.

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  7. Extremely jealous as well.

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  8. Yeah, I blew it on missing the Prince show. My co-DJ Penny Baker saw him in Norfolk and said his performance brought tears to her eyes. Dang it.

    I’d go with, in order

    When doves cry
    Raspberry beret
    1999
    Kiss
    Erotic city

    Like Rob said, that’s leaving an awful lot on the table. Rounding out a top 10

    Let’s go crazy
    Little red Corvette
    I wanna be your lover
    Delirious
    Pop Life

    And my favorite cover of Prince song is Cyndi Lauper doing when you were mine

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  9. Guy whose locker I'd like to douse in asparagus piss was angry at the results of yesterday's special election. A sympathetic guy said "I'm just worried about my guns", to which the dousee to propose the two of them take some of them guns over to Richmond.

    You know, totally normal locker room talk. Geez.

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  10. Have you heard Chris Cornell’s cover of Nothing Compares 2 U?

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  11. “Say, if you guys do that, can I use your lockers here? You won’t be needing them after that.”

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  12. The missus and I are headed up to Richmond in a couple of hours to see the band Caamp. I’ve not seen them before, but I do like their sound a lot.

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  13. This one time, at the band Caamp…

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  14. neighbor of mine posted photos of himself and 5-6 other dudebros on facebook yukking it up at mar-a-lago. that's unfortunate.

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  15. Our Big Green Egg gets delivered today. I am beyond giddy.

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  16. Nice! What's up first on the egg, Teej?

    I bought a large from my neighbor a year ago. They have small kids and he wasn't using it. I've gotten more than my $300 worth from it already.

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  17. I will take credit for turning TJ on to the big green egg. My wife bought me an XL egg about 8 years ago. We use it all the time and then built an outdoor kitchen by our pool that includes a blackstone and a gozney pizza oven as well.

    The egg is awesome. I smoke all kinds of meat on it but we also do tons of veggies, potatoes and what have you on it.

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  18. I've not used the egg for potatoes, but I do fancy myself a bit of a potato savant. I've recently perfected my oven fries, which pair nicely with my imitation cheese shop house dressing.

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  19. I'd like that oven fry recipe...

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  20. Peel and cut potatoes. Put into pot of water and turn on high. Once boiling, let boil for five minutes, then put on a wire rack to dry for at least 10 minutes. Toss in olive oil and season (I use a homemade cajun seasoning) then bake or air fry until done.

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