When I first read the headline of this story, I assumed it was April 1st. It was not. Try to comprehend this without vomiting:
"Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets"
I wouldn't even subject Marls to that monstrosity, which apparently is an actual thing. According to a spokesman for Great Wolf Lodge who wouldn't identify himself (we know it's a dude because women have more common sense than to allow themselves to be associated with fuckery of this nature), “The shake starts with a vanilla ice cream base, so it’s still sweet and creamy, while the ranch adds a tangy twist that creates a surprisingly delicious combination."
To which we say, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it.
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I took zkids to our local Great Wolf Lodge for two days during their spring breaks. The experience was not unlike Gary Shteyngart's cruise, but shorter and rooted in place. At dinner one evening, the waitress said "I have to tell you that we have a new ranch milkshake because they make me, but I'm not telling you to get it because it sounds disgusting." We did not get it.
ReplyDeleteHappy world IP day to all who celebrate.
ReplyDeletealso, happy husky gameday! the ladies take on a crosstown rival that also happens to be the defending state champs. the bus, she shall be parked.
ReplyDeleteBig game in Orlando tonight. The Magicians could go up 3-1 on the #1 seed Pistons. They probably won't though because Magic fans aren't allowed to have nice things.
ReplyDeleteIt's Intellectual Property day? I should finish some songs, but in my house we are commemorating the day my wife and I first met along the side of the trail in Western NC. It's our substitute for the hallmark holiday that happens in mid february.
ReplyDeletemy wife was summoned to jury duty this morning. she still hasn't returned from the courthouse. i hope she didn't get selected.
ReplyDeleteshe did *not* get selected
ReplyDeletePity for the justice system
ReplyDeletehuskies learned what the standard is in our region this evening. went down 1-0 on a verrrry soft penalty in the first five minutes. played resolutely until giving up a goal on the very last kick of the half. death by a thousand cuts in the second. lost, 5-0. done with the gauntlet, now to the stretch run.
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