Just scanning the newswire...
Lionel Messi to Sign With MLS’s Inter Miami, per Report
Wow! I was rooting for him to rejoin Barcelona, only because they were talking about this when I was in that town in March. But this seems fun, and another drawpiece for MLS games.
Someone should write a post about this. Someone on the team who writes about "footy."
Intelligence Officials Say U.S. Has Retrieved Craft of Non-Human Origin
Double-wow! Alien spacecraft has been retrieved and analyzed for many years! Let's make a theme park out of it! This is fascinating.
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Pope Francis is getting a hernia-related surgery in Rome
Yikes! Pope-a Frankie's gonna need some papal ballots.
Someone should write a post about such matters. Maybe someone who enjoys balloting and who had hernia surgery last year. Wait, that's me. Never mind.
‘Very last warning’ for 82-year-old German convicted of dealing drugs
A German court says it is giving an 82-year-old man a “last warning” to avoid jail after he was found guilty of drug dealing, despite 24 previous convictions.
That's just playing the odds now, right?
Gheorghe: The Blog founder rob Turns 53
Saving the best for last, let's give it up for the man behind the mastery here, the guy who puts the dip in the dipshittery!
Happy Birthday, buddy.
Happy Rob Day, blogfather!
ReplyDeletemy birthday killed pat robertson! is that wrong? should i not say that?
ReplyDeleteHe died for your sins. Happy birthday, sinner.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Roberto!
ReplyDeletelong drink has been procured. birthday pantsdrunk to commence this evening.
ReplyDeleteAttaboy. Happy Birthday, Scooter.
ReplyDeleteI’m reporting live from CLT airport. There is a guy from Denver wearing a chevron hat in the line. I want to ask if he knows TR, but that would be odd,no?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of TR, we’re aiming for a mini summit, but it’s complicated, a lotta ins and outs.
Hoping the gin and perrier brings some sleep. I missed a 520 am flight today, so my sleep bank is fahhhhcked.
lotta ins and outs - groovy baby yeah!!!
ReplyDeletethe long drink is dangerously easy to drink and quite refreshing. pantsdrunk commenced.
ReplyDeletetrump says he’s been indicted. if so, jack smith reallly knew what i wanted for my birthday.
ReplyDeleteit seems that it is, in fact, true. cripes, but the next few months are gonna be (even more of) a shitshow.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday Roberto
ReplyDeleteHappy belated to Rob. I leave for a beach family vacation tomorrow but am already in vacation mode. Smoke wahoo and tuna last night for two types of fish dip. Currently smoking a whole chicken for sandwiches/snacks. Still gotta pack though- dagger.
ReplyDeleteNot bad, Mark. Pretty boss.
ReplyDeletefor the second year in a row, the local kids are in the state girls soccer final. let's hope they play with more confidence tomorrow than they did last year at this juncture.
ReplyDeletelocal kids broke through, won the state title with a hard-fought 2-0 victory over western albemarle. cool to see kids i’ve coaches get rings.
ReplyDeleteI guess when your cousin is an edm artist, you might not get brick house on the playlist. The guy running the cocktail hour playlist may forget that it’s on repeat and play the same dead tune three times in a row until someone hips him to it.
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