Monday, October 26, 2020

Vehicular Update

At this very moment, an employee of the valet service that lost my keys at The Graduate hotel in Richmond is driving my pristine 2013 Honda Pilot northward to my residence. I assume it looks something like this:


I'll keep you posted in the comments section.

15 comments:

  1. Your Honda Pilot is pretty much the opposite of a 250GT California. I assume it looks something more like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfmKwgrQzdE

    ReplyDelete
  2. the pilot has landed. all parts seem to be in working order. the keys remain missing.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Did they get a new key made or just hotwire it?

    ReplyDelete
  4. They rolled it down a hill and popped the clutch.

    ReplyDelete
  5. on a similar note:

    https://sentenceofdave.blogspot.com/2018/08/the-red-bulls-game-was-least-exciting.html

    ReplyDelete
  6. Zwoman got one of those forehead scanning thermometers, one of the really cheap ones, and it proves that I am literally the coolest person in zhome. Everyone else here says this is proof that it’s broken.

    ReplyDelete
  7. I assume you gave just the key/fob to the valet, rob. I have on occasion given the whole set of keys. That would be a bigger problem.

    ReplyDelete
  8. gave 'em the whole shooting match. fortunately (selfishly?), it was my wife's set of keys.

    ReplyDelete
  9. The only way to top that would be if you put your wedding ring on the keychain too.

    ReplyDelete
  10. He lost that years ago in the ocean at the OBFT.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Maybe next time leave the ring at home for safe keeping. It's not like any fraternizing with ladies is happening on OBFT.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Brooks Koepka’s girlfriend seems nice.

    ReplyDelete