The GTB editorial staff is chomping at the bit to spread some Gheorghemas cheer, and here I was holding up the fun. But no more. Onward to the most wonderful time of the year!
On the first day of Gheorghemas
Big Gheorghe gave to me
A British lass slingin' hot meat
Bonus Gheorghemas content, because my public demands it:
"A fat guy in a sweet T"
merry gheorghemas! that doesn't look like a fat guy in a novelty t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteVariety is the spice of life, tiny
ReplyDeleteAt least those hot sausages are reminiscent of a fat guy stuffed into a t-shirt, right?
ReplyDeletethere it is! a gheorghemas miracle!
ReplyDeleteYour demand letters have reached the corporate offices, and here at GTB, we give the people what they want: a Fat guy in a sweet T
ReplyDeleteIn that bottom photo of El Teej, it looks like he's playing tourist in boxer shorts.
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing, TR. The business socks add to that effect.
ReplyDelete“Who woke up the Cave Bear?? Run away!! He’ll eat you and steal your purse!!”
I am usually the best dressed tourist at all stops.
ReplyDeleteW&M men's hoops vs ODU tonight. Squirrel out front shoulda told you.
ReplyDeleteUp 17-8 now, 10 mins in. Keep going, Tribers.
W&M outscored 14-9 since that comment. Sorry. Up 4 at half on a not-great Monarchs squad. Ahem...
ReplyDeletesquirrel out front did tell you, in the previous thread. tribe was favored by 2.5-3 points. wonder when we were last favored over the big blue beast.
ReplyDeletetribe, y'all.
ReplyDeleteJeff Jones has done a nice job of resuscitating the Big Blue Beast after Blaine Mustache let it get away from him. (Coach Jones is also a former semi-regular at the Cowboy Cafe and seems to frequent the same spots I do in Norfolk. Meaning he's cool.)
ReplyDeleteBut this season may be a long one for ODU.
so jeff jones likes the company of women that are too young for him? huh.
ReplyDeleteMelissa Stark could’ve told you that, Rob.
ReplyDeleteWhit and Jeff are slaying out there. Blaine Mustache is a strong name.
ReplyDeleteI’m spinning some records my cousin gifted me last weekend. Nice copy of Europe 72, and Sgt. Pepper too.
There was an Avett Bros. 7” in the mix. I’ll spin it once to make sure it doesn’t convert me, but it’s up for grabs to the first hip gheorghe with a turntable to lay claim to it.
Jeff Jones is married to a girl who was two grades below me in high school, so yes. That's no insult, mind you. People are people, Depeche Mode told us.
ReplyDeleteI'm your huckleberry, Rootsy.
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