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Monday, November 06, 2017
Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays
Another mass shooting, the Virginia gubernatorial race continues to tighten due to the traction gained by a really slimy, fear mongering campaign, and it now gets dark at about 4:30. I’m going to just leave this here:
I'm so ready for these terrible campaign ads to be done. The highlight (lowlight) down this way is a candidate who found a picture of the incumbent from college playing beer pong and lifting his shirt up and she included it in the TV spots. Most of the local takeaway has been f you, we all did wild things in college and we don't need jackaholes like you putting in commercials to steal votes.
Middle aged men and women play beer pong at my swim club (which is really a drinking club with a swim problem, but I digress). If the worst thing they can dig up is a game of beer pong from 25+ years ago, the candidate sounds squeaky clean to me. Unlike Squeaky who's filthy.
Then again, Ed Gillespie insinuated that Ralph Northam was in cahoots with MS-13 and child pornographers. Really scummy. Ed Gillespie: no chin and no decency.
The NJ gubernatorial election is nothing to write home about. We’ll end up w/ another Dem back in who will jack up taxes again, just in time for the SALT deductions to fade on me.
And the NYC mayoral race is even worse. A swarthy Greek woman is losing by about a million points to the clown DeBlasio, who is trying to destroy any semblance of quality of life in NYC. He is such a dumpster fire.
Watching Deer Hunter again just for the fun of it? I may opt to read Diary of a Young Girl or go visit my friends' graves instead. Brilliant film. Gutting.
“During the interim suspension, fraternity and sorority chapters will be prohibited from holding new member events, council or chapter meetings, chapter organized tailgates, chapter events such as socials, philanthropy, retreats, intramurals, organized participation in Market Wednesday and organized participation in Homecoming.”
the senator “certainly believes in stronger property rights than exist in America.” well la-di-fucking-da, rand. i believe that susannah hoffs should find me irresistible, but there are larger forces at play. and we live in a country based on the rule of law. that may not mean much to the current gop, i understand, but it still matters to us littles.
tomorrow, i'll fly home from orlando, where the high will be 85. thursday, i'll wake up in minneapolis, where the high will be 24. this seems less than excellent.
And diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, Z. I could watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 500 times. I was actually thinking earlier today that I hadn't seen it in a while and want to watch it again.
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ReplyDeleteI'm so ready for these terrible campaign ads to be done. The highlight (lowlight) down this way is a candidate who found a picture of the incumbent from college playing beer pong and lifting his shirt up and she included it in the TV spots. Most of the local takeaway has been f you, we all did wild things in college and we don't need jackaholes like you putting in commercials to steal votes.
ReplyDeleteHow did Monty respond?
ReplyDeleteMiddle aged men and women play beer pong at my swim club (which is really a drinking club with a swim problem, but I digress). If the worst thing they can dig up is a game of beer pong from 25+ years ago, the candidate sounds squeaky clean to me. Unlike Squeaky who's filthy.
ReplyDeleteThen again, Ed Gillespie insinuated that Ralph Northam was in cahoots with MS-13 and child pornographers. Really scummy. Ed Gillespie: no chin and no decency.
ReplyDeleteFilthy? Well, Lake PiLam will do that to you.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Whit - it's "Enron Ed Gillespie", from another of this season's worst hits!
ReplyDeleteThe NJ gubernatorial election is nothing to write home about. We’ll end up w/ another Dem back in who will jack up taxes again, just in time for the SALT deductions to fade on me.
ReplyDeleteAnd the NYC mayoral race is even worse. A swarthy Greek woman is losing by about a million points to the clown DeBlasio, who is trying to destroy any semblance of quality of life in NYC. He is such a dumpster fire.
TR, I for one appreciate how you've abstained from any hyperbole in your NJ/ NYC election coverage.
ReplyDeletemark, opinion on the trash fire of florida state's greek system?
ReplyDeleteDeBlasio is not a clown. I count numerous DeBlasios among my friends.
ReplyDeleteThose with HBO can now re-watch Highlander, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Pale Rider, Deer Hunter and a few other good movies added this month.
ReplyDeleteWatching Deer Hunter again just for the fun of it? I may opt to read Diary of a Young Girl or go visit my friends' graves instead. Brilliant film. Gutting.
ReplyDeleteI feel that way about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
ReplyDeleteSo Rand Paul mows his own lawn but is apparently shitty at it...so shitty that an anesthesiologist kicked his ass over it.
ReplyDeleteWhat a country!!
“During the interim suspension, fraternity and sorority chapters will be prohibited from holding new member events, council or chapter meetings, chapter organized tailgates, chapter events such as socials, philanthropy, retreats, intramurals, organized participation in Market Wednesday and organized participation in Homecoming.”
ReplyDeleteThey took the bar...the whole fucking BAR!!
Keep your filthy mulch in your side of the fence Marls.
ReplyDeleteRandy Macho Man Savage’s brother was Leapn’ Lanny Poffo? How did I not know this?
ReplyDeleteShould've payed more attention in TR's cool lessons.
ReplyDeletethe senator “certainly believes in stronger property rights than exist in America.” well la-di-fucking-da, rand. i believe that susannah hoffs should find me irresistible, but there are larger forces at play. and we live in a country based on the rule of law. that may not mean much to the current gop, i understand, but it still matters to us littles.
ReplyDeleteMarls!?!?!? You deserve to be piledrived (in a wrestling, not an erotic, sense) for not knowing that. Macho Man’s real name was Randy Poffo.
ReplyDeletetomorrow, i'll fly home from orlando, where the high will be 85. thursday, i'll wake up in minneapolis, where the high will be 24. this seems less than excellent.
ReplyDeletePiledrived or piledriven?
ReplyDeleteAnd diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, Z. I could watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 500 times. I was actually thinking earlier today that I hadn't seen it in a while and want to watch it again.
ReplyDeletePiledrove
ReplyDeleteI never had to take cool lessons from TR. I was actually assigned to cool lessons with Shem and Brian Smith. True story.
ReplyDeleteAnd look how you turned out.
ReplyDeleteI’m cooler now than I was then, but that is not saying much. Maybe I should have listened more.
ReplyDeleteHi Gheorghies!! Greetings from Hartford.