Thursday, October 12, 2017

Sweet Relief

Honestly, at this point, there's a good part of me that's rooting for this.

 


15 comments:

  1. "The discovery, which was presented at a recent volcanology conference, comes on top of a 2011 study that found that ground above the magma reservoir in Yellowstone had bulged by about 10 inches in seven years."

    Like my johnson. Also, "magma" makes me think of Dr. Evil. I didn't know volcanology was a word, let alone a field of study.

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  2. Blow out, blow it out your ass!

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  3. i'm trying to negotiate a deal right now that's extremely important to my boss. there are at least five parties to the negotiation: three internal constituencies, and two external, including a venture capital firm that's backing the other external party. it's like 20-dimensional chess, and i don't know if i'm the football bat or the tennis helmet.

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  4. Alas, Daniel Murphy not having the playoff performance of 2015. Tough luck, Danny Boy.

    Not you, Danimal.

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  5. I do appreciate the tent that can take a highball the distance. Man.

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  6. The tent? The gent. Thanks, AutoCorrect.

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  7. i'm a wigwam! i'm a teepee!

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  8. I received an electronic transmission today featuring THE Mac McFisty in Nats garb. He's giving it his all.

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  9. i received the same transmission. mcfisty covering all his bases.

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  10. In terms of the communication pipeline, McFisty gets all the way up there.

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  11. I’m spending another night in Louisville after my plane caught fire on the runway. The Airport Crowne Plaza is not very luxurious.

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  12. hello to the gheorghies!

    wild brawl at the bar tonight, ambulances, injuries, etc . . . and i missed it by a couple of minutes, i was finishing soccer practice and driving everyone home.

    and here's a good joke:

    what's the difference between three dicks and a joke?

    your mother can't take a joke.

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