I've got a new boss. He's farther up my ass than my proctologist. Life, professionally anyway, kinda sucks for a minute. Life, as it does, will get better. I'm blessed in too many ways to count, so I'm not here to complain. But my blogging productivity factor (blopf) is far lower than usual, for which I apologize.
To make it up to you, enjoy this shit from Wild Belle. It's got some Janis Jopin, Edward Sharpe, hipster/beatnik weirdness going on, and I like it.
Headed to Arkansas right now. Gonna recreate Bangin' in Little Rock
ReplyDeleteTeej - my advice to you is to get beaten in, not sexed in. That's the only way be a real G.
ReplyDeleteBroka and I quoted about every line in that documentary.
"Guys, you have to drop the gats."
If this flight from Chicago to little rock is indicative of Arkansas, we are in for a treat!
ReplyDeleteThat might be my favorite documentary of all time. Close race between that and Cocaine Cowboys.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I'm getting the fight tonight, but I would wager a fairly large amount of money on Bradley to beat Manny Pacquiao. Combination of too many miles on Manny and Bradley's fighting style under teddy Atlas. It's a small sample size as Atlas just became Bradley's trainer for his last fight I think (a convincing KO win over decent competition), but Bradley fights differently under Atlas. He's hungrier, more aggressive, sets up power shots better. Atlas might be worth half the price of the pay per view - he is animated and a great corner cheerleader. He also is a master of focusing his between-round guidance to one or two points, not giving his fighter too much to process. I think it will be a more offensive fight than the previous two.
ReplyDeleteCC Sabathia's rehab stint appears to have consisted of eating donuts, based on his lardassness.
ReplyDeletesomebody give mayhugh posting rights so his thoughts aren't wasted in the comments. also, post count!
ReplyDeleteso i just learned that my father-in-law is now an uber driver. if you're in pittsburgh and you get a ride from a chatty older gentleman, say hello for me.
ReplyDeletebangin' in little rock? i need to see this?
ReplyDeleteZ man sitting pretty in the masters pool as we head into sunday. The Smylie pick...it was the name no? Best of luck.
ReplyDelete'Twas the name indeed.
ReplyDeleteYes you do, Dave. Yes you do.
ReplyDeleteLittle Rock is not the most exciting city in the world, but the missus and I managed to make it fun...and I have the headache to prove it.
ReplyDeleteNow off to Hot Springs...
and apparently half the state is closed on Sundays. Damn Bible Belt.
leicester, man. unbelievable.
ReplyDeletelotta girls in williamsburg said things that sounded roughly the same 25ish years ago, only not in awe.
Wife and kids leave for Florida today. I will join them Tues night. It's a pretty damn good afternoon/evening of spots watching - a wide open Masters, Spurs-Warriors and Yankees-Tigers. Unfortunately, the night will end with me setting the alarm for 5 AM.
ReplyDeleteThanks for not giving up, Man U. Jeez.
ReplyDeleteThe high-five attempts between Davis Love III and Webb Simpson should play on a continuous loop as you enter the WASPy Hall of Fame (which is unsurprising given the waspiness of the names involved).
ReplyDeleteSpieth is a fucking badass.
ReplyDeleteNot so fast my friend.
ReplyDeleteUm, or not. Pretty crazy 12th hole for Jordan.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. It's over for him. I'm rooting for DJ b/c I'm sure Paulina is around in something sexy.
ReplyDeletetr, you got any stock picks? so i can short them?
ReplyDeleteHow about Under Armour?
ReplyDeleteAnd Spieth was on a year through nine, until he apparently turned into a hot mess. How do you not love a golfer tearing it up on holes 6-9?
ReplyDeleteI'm an idiot. I'm about 30 minutes behind live tv...should not have come on here knowing that. doh!
ReplyDeleteTR is the mush.
ReplyDeleteDanny Willet wore his Good Humor uniform today.
ReplyDeletea very ho hum first 63 holes. boring really.
ReplyDeletenot any more people. not anymore.
I love the guy yelling Ba Ba Booey after the tee shots.
ReplyDeletespieth ain't doing himself any favors by being a dick to the rules official
ReplyDeletebangin' in little rock is now now top of my queue. sixteen candles can wait . . . i am forcing my kids to watch all the classics. saturday night was "better off dead." the kids loved it.
ReplyDeleteRunner-up gets $1.08 MM, 3rd gets $680 K and 4th gets $480 K. So I don't feel so bad for Westwood.
ReplyDeleteWinner gets $1.8 MM, btw.
Zman probably hates Spieth for having creases. He's always been a flat-front purist.
ReplyDeleteAll these white pants are silly.
ReplyDeleteProud of Dave for showing his kids the classics. Be sure to add One Crazy Summer to the list
ReplyDeletetough news for the teej: his michael bolton wanderers are just about assured of being relegated from the english league championship, dropping to the third division of english soccer for next season.
ReplyDeletezwoman must be tryna catch it later tonight because she just served up some dooooooope homemade falafel and tzetzeki.
ReplyDeleteweirdest masters ever?
ReplyDeleteRob, I've switched to second tier already, as I now route for one of the Nottingham squadrons
ReplyDeleteBy the way, who the fuck is Dustin Willett?
ReplyDeleteOr Danny. See, no clue.
ReplyDeletehe's the twelfth ranked player in the world, teej. stupid american.
ReplyDeletei also had no idea.
willett - I'm going to go ahead and put him in the charl schwartzel/trevor immelman bucket until he wins a couple more times. and dustin Johnson...he's got no heart, balls, or brain. but we knew that. he never had a chance even when he had one.
ReplyDeleteand now for the ever awkward butler cabin experience
Happy National Siblings Day.
ReplyDeleteYoooodge day.
ReplyDeletesomeone post something. anything.
ReplyDeleteKinda busy and all
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