Sunday, September 29, 2013

Selfie

It's fair to say that the G:TB community has done it's fair share of experimentation with the fruits of fermentation. We enjoy a tipple from time to time, for certain. (Time to time, in this case, defined as "each day".) One might even argue that we're something of experts on the art of intoxication.

News from Texas, however, threatens to paint us all as mere pikers.
A 61-year-old man — with a history of home-brewing — stumbled into a Texas emergency room complaining of dizziness. Nurses ran a Breathalyzer test. And sure enough, the man's blood alcohol concentration was a whopping 0.37 percent, or almost five times the legal limit for driving in Texas.

There was just one hitch: The man said that he hadn't touched a drop of alcohol that day.
His wife, friends, and doctors were puzzled. The obvious answer: he'd been sneaking drinks, like most mornings for Teejay at the Cracker Factory. But as a pair of clinicians dug into the issue, they found something astounding:
So the team searched the man's belongings for liquor and then isolated him in a hospital room for 24 hours. Throughout the day, he ate carbohydrate-rich foods, and the doctors periodically checked his blood for alcohol. At one point, it rose 0.12 percent.

Eventually, McCarthy and Cordell pinpointed the culprit: an overabundance of brewer's yeast in his gut.

That's right, folks. According to Cordell and McCarthy, the man's intestinal tract was acting like his own internal brewery.

The patient had an infection with , Cordell says. So when he ate or drank a bunch of starch — a bagel, pasta or even a soda — the yeast fermented the sugars into ethanol, and he would get drunk. Essentially, he was brewing beer in his own gut. Cordell and McCarthy the case of "auto-brewery syndrome" a few months ago in the International Journal of Clinical Medicine.
It goes without saying that this paints home-brewing in an entirely different light. And offers more than a few of us an expansive new canvas upon which to express our excuse-making talent.

59 comments:

  1. That's a miracle! Like internal combustion only for booze

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  2. TR, Juan Carlos and I crashed what turned out to be a $125/person charity event last night.

    #classy

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  3. Lane was fired at LAX last night/this morning. He was not allowed on the bus back to campus. Poor fella.

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  4. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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  5. I would have preferred sideboob.

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  6. After name-checking Teaneck while discussing Tamba Hali, FOX plays Warm It Up Kane as they go to commercial. Coincidence? I think not.

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  7. Zman, your Bills have thoroughly outplayed the Raves, but they're keeping it close so as to potentially blow it.

    And that wasn't a TD.

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  8. JPP should sue the guy wo just destroyed his knee. Filthy.

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  9. Glennon gonna get Greg fired

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  10. Teej, Greg is just a fan of the Bucs. No QB can fire him.

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  11. I never thought the Bucs would have a shot at drafting Teddy Bridgewater. Now they may have the best chance of any team in the NFL. Wonderful.

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  12. Is Marrone going to fuck up the clock here?

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  13. Sav Blocca strikes again. Awesome.

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  14. Sweet Christ I have an ulcer.

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  15. Anyone who took the Redskins giving 2 today must hate money.

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  16. I can't beat you with picks but I can beat you in the worst team competiton.

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  17. Competition. Sorry. Sunday buzz is on.

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  18. Glennon attempted 43 passes in his first career start. Questionable play calling.

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  19. Matt Flynn looking to resuscitate his career. The stage is set perfectly.

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  20. Glennon attempting that many passes is certainly questionable but Doug Martin had 27 carries for 45 yards so its not like the Bucs were ignoring more productive options.

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  21. And the Jags are certainly worse than the Bucs but the Jags are openly rebuilding while the Bucs have spent over $100 million and numerous draft picks acquiring players over the past two offseasons and certainly had designs of being a playoff team. So you can make the case they're more pathetic. I don't think they are but a case can be made.

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  22. Re: Jacksonville, what's the NFL record for least amount of points scored by a team over the span of a 16 game regular season? Feels like that's in play for the Jags.

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  23. Feel like Kotite Jets might have scored this little.

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  24. The jets ran Chris Ivory in a sweep on 4th and 1. The only slower RB I've ever seen was Ron Dayne. Bad play call.

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  25. My bad that wasn't Ivory just anothe really slow guy.

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  26. Geno fail. Dierdorf is apoplectic.

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  27. The answer is the 92 Seahawks....140 points over a 16 game season.

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  28. Jags have that beat by exactly 1 point per game through today. Here teddy teddy teddy.

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  29. Georgia opened as 10.5 point favorites over Tennessee. I immediately tried to bet it but its not available on my site yet. I'll probably check first thing tomorrow morning. Not that I have a gambling problem or anything.

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  30. Only team I don't bet on is Florida.

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  31. Why do the pats stockpile draft picks if they just play undrafted rookies?

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  32. Captain Phillips looks like it's going to be good, but did Tom Hanks just study Mayor Quimby for his accent? Or is he just playing every character as a Boston native now?

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  33. And all them politicians, they all lyin' sacks of shit / They say better days upon us but I'm sucking left hind tit

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  34. The trailer they showed for Captain Phillips during Breaking Bad last night has me sold. As for Breaking Bad, I watched the final scene twice in a row. Intense.

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  35. Hey now baby get into my big black car

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  36. Mark - BB was bliss. I was a little distracted with all of the commercials but the 20 minutes at the end made that only a minor distraction.

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  37. Weird album release stream from Dr. Dog with a real groundhog. Good music streaming at least.

    http://drdogstream.com/

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  38. And it's all happening right now.

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  39. Dick move but what do you expect, the guy does run a prostitution website:
    http://extramustard.si.com/2013/09/30/guy-promoting-prostitution-site-ruins-world-record-marathon-finish/?sct=hp_t2_a11&eref=sihp

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  40. The Clippers are wearing powder blue alternate jerseys this year and they're great. Well except for the fact that they'll be short sleeved jerseys. Worst uniform trend ever.

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  41. Jon Stewart should be amusing tonight, if it's a new show.

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  42. Greg Schiano. Worst dude ever?

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  43. Hitler and Stalin would take umbrage. Pol Pot too. Saddam and Osama would be offended as well.

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  44. Thanks for taking my question literally. I was hoping that's how this would work out.

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  45. Can someone please make this fat, naked man-belly go away?

    Also, the one on my GTB screen.

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