Everyone once in awhile, I will receive a twitter direct message from Squeaks with an interesting link that he wants me to post. Sometimes, it will be a dick shot, Weiner-style, but those I just print out and frame. The useful links, I post here, such as the video below.
This is apparently a band called Major Lazer, who sadly I am barely familiar with (I do see that they have a label, and have therefore been featured on GTB before, but alas, I suck at the music). In fact, I know more about the folks featured on this track than the actual band, but that is neither here nor there. Enjoy this doozy, folks:
And yes, I realize we are days behind the internet hivemind in posting this. But I don't care.
Many of you go to conferences, seminars, workshops, forums, meetings. Many of you present. If you could please weed out "without further ado" I'd really appreciate it. In a seminar this morning. A number of speakers, each one introduced with that trite expression. 8 times already. And it's not just today.
ReplyDeleteBe creative. Say something else. Anything else. And for the love of Pete, please don't say, "without further adieu."
Thank you. That is all.
Is "without freddy adu" acceptable?
ReplyDeletewithout scooby doo
ReplyDeleteTo Wong Foo (Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)
ReplyDeleteWithout Fais Do Do?
ReplyDeletewhip out foamy goo
ReplyDeleteOhio State president Gordon Gee, not good with the words
ReplyDelete"Some people have a way with words, and other people... uh... not have way." -- Steve Martin
ReplyDeleteIt's like I'm reading a blog by Bennett Cerf.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, the tea interval?
ReplyDeletei teach "much ado about nothing." is it okay if i say "ado" then?
ReplyDeletehow about: without further ado, bubble butt . . .
Dave loves major laser.
ReplyDeleteclarence already hates my 'it is what it is' bracelet. he's realllly gonna be disappointed in my 'without further ado' tattoo.
ReplyDeleteI will refer to you as the Without Further Adouche.
ReplyDeleteAbl
ReplyDeletebidet?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, this is groin-grabblingly terrible but after playing the number 14 song on the Billboard Hot 100 from 1987, the radio program continued on without further a-dude looks like a lady.
ReplyDeleteit was said when comedy rhombii ended, they ended not with a bang but with a whimper. killed by a random a-dude.
ReplyDeleteGoonie fucking goo goo ado.
ReplyDeleteA dude abides
ReplyDeleteWhat about "Zou Bisou Bisou"?
ReplyDeleteUnrelated to the rhombus ... Whole lotta cottage cheese in that video.
ReplyDeleteBrand new Interlocken festival outside of C'ville in September will feature Neil Young, Panic, the Allmans, Fogerty, Crowes, etc. They will also not be without Furthur, ah do believe. Looks like a good show.
ReplyDeleteI want on on that show. Seriously. We can get Rootsy and Sisler to join as well.
ReplyDeleteCan't type. But still want to see that show.
ReplyDeleteRoy Hibbert, man. That is all.
ReplyDeleteSizzler!
ReplyDeleteBeach, Rob.
Cuomo tight lipped on Weiner.
Without further a doo doo doo a dah dah dah that's all I want to say to you.
Danimal! Killing it with one comment! I would've saved those up and spread them out.
ReplyDeleteUdonis Haslem isn't my all time favorite Gator basketball player, but he's damn close.
ReplyDeleteAnd I had a roommate in college named (wait for it) Ado but somehow I didn't mention him during the rhombus. I suck.
ReplyDeleteBut without further Ado Khoury...
That song is turrible.
ReplyDeleteThat really was quite a performance by Danimal.
ReplyDeleteUrban Shocker was a person?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/shockur01.shtml
ben hansbrough is on an nba roster. that is all.
ReplyDeletehey gheorghies!
ReplyDeleteDave, I laugh at you.
ReplyDeleteHi, Gheorghies!!