Although the Unit M A-side floor hockey team's "steel vagina defense" was highly effective, I wouldn't use one to open my beer unless I knew where it had been.
Is anyone else surprised by the number of grown men who carry backpacks while wearing a suit? Why don't they have briefcases or single-shoulder laptop bag type of things?
Was the "particularly enjoyable" one the one with the boob?
ReplyDeleteSo much wasted beer...
ReplyDeletenah, z. that one was kinda gross.
ReplyDeleteDidn't look like a gross boob to me. Then it must've been the one where the guy opens a case of bottles one at a time in 10 seconds.
ReplyDeleteOf course he means the vagina one. More impressive if they'd shown it.
ReplyDeleteActually Clarence, that one is the belly-button. It's a 2005 Toohey's New ad.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the Unit M A-side floor hockey team's "steel vagina defense" was highly effective, I wouldn't use one to open my beer unless I knew where it had been.
ReplyDeleteman, clarence, you are one filthy old motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteRob, you're short.
ReplyDeleteWe're both masters of the obvious now.
i think i saw a woman do that in bangkok.
ReplyDeleteAnd then fire the cap at your head.
ReplyDeleteDanny Wirfel? No jokes yet?
ReplyDeletethe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was adding a third spelling to the wuerffel/werfel confusion.
ReplyDeletehow's that one, big man?
ReplyDeletedribble some out for dick trickle
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else surprised by the number of grown men who carry backpacks while wearing a suit? Why don't they have briefcases or single-shoulder laptop bag type of things?
ReplyDelete/end grumpy old man rant
Zman, your boy Hawthorne has a new song out.
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If you're wearing a suit, you definitely can't wear a backpack.
ReplyDeletehi ghoerghies! wow. that was hard to type, which makes me wonder about the future of education.
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