Need some filler for today, and frankly, I feel like writing even less than usual (yes, that is possible). Everyone seemed to be in a chatty mood yesterday over rob's pending sports free agency, so was hoping to channel that interactivity and make this a sort of open thread post.
The title tells you where I'm headed...what is the worst movie you ever saw in a theater. I believe I have mentioned this more than once in this space before, but for me it is a dead-heat photo finish between two films, "Warlock" and "Graveyard Shift", with Graveyard Shift winning by a rat's nose. Because I am incapable of doing a post without YouTube clips, here are the trailers for each film:
Graveyard Shift
Warlock
Join me in the comments, won't you, and regale us with tales of the worst movie film you ever saw in a theater. Or don't. I don't care. You're all jerks, anyway.
A Night at the Roxbury is the only movie I have ever walked out of. Vegas Vacation is a close second for worst movie I have ever seen in a theater.
ReplyDeleteI actually walked out of "L.A. Story"...and yet it still wasn't as bad as "Graveyard Shift".
ReplyDeleteStart the fantasy league.
ReplyDeleteLater.
ReplyDeletehighlander 2: the quickening, hands down. and i saw steel magnolias in a theater.
ReplyDeleteRay Rice fantasy sports PPR deep sleepers TD vulture handcuff Gostkowski Gronkowski Steve Grabowski Zabronsky
ReplyDeleteBasketball Diaries. Only movie I ever walked out of. And it was a free screening
ReplyDeleteDesperately Seeking Susan
ReplyDeleteWalked out of Cocktail. And you know how much I like cocktails. My hate for Tom Cruise started early.
ReplyDeleteCurly. Sue.
ReplyDeleteshlara knew most of us as 19 year-old boys. and yet she claims 19 year-old boys have problems with self-control. i think i'm offended.
ReplyDeleteBryce Harper is Pi Lam material.
ReplyDeleteRob, you may be offended by my comment but you can't be surprised by it, right?
ReplyDeleteExistenz
ReplyDeleteis that a movie, or a male enhancement product?
ReplyDeletei'm neither, shlara.
ReplyDeleteanyone got a line for tribe/terps?
no line on my site.
ReplyDeleteDave and I saw The People Under the Stairs, hoping the title was misleading. It wasn't.
ReplyDeleteHouseguest, with Steve Martin and Whoopie Goldberg.
ReplyDeleteMarcus Lattimore looking like he got his mojo back.
I just noticed that ESPN is using the script Tribe logo on the bottom line for Willliam & Mary. That should make all you smart kids happy.
ReplyDeleteactually had a conversation tonight at the pub about highlander II. the movie that made me a critic.
ReplyDeleteon another note, my mountain bike has amazing brakes. so good, that when you ride drunk, it is very dangerous.
berbatov to fulham! wow.
ReplyDeleteI'm posting a pretty lengthy CFB preview-ish type thing tomorrow morning. Will be drunk editing it while watching CFB this evening. Get pumped!
ReplyDeletedespite my raging hangover from a night in morgantown westbygod, it is difficult, or impossible rather, to stay away from the serve yourself bar & tap at the delta sky lounge in detroit rockcity. yes please. will plan for a 5 hour layover next time. word.
ReplyDeleteoh shit. here are your annoying michigan fans now. ooh, look at me, i went to michigan!
ReplyDeletejust made a nice but not great bloody mary. would it be a dick move to ask the lady picking up stray glasses to fetch me some horseradish?
when did suzanne maleaux get hot? she's hot.
ReplyDeletemalveaux, sorry...former dc newswoman now on cnn.
ReplyDeleteDick move or not, get some horseradish.
ReplyDeletespeaking of michigan, floyd mayweather put 3M on the game...taking michigan and the points. (14)
ReplyDeletewasn't on the twitter machine last night but can i assume there was some chatter amongst a few of ya's on the eastwood/chair exchange?
ReplyDeleteOLD MAN YELLS AT CHAIR. NEWS AT 11.
ReplyDeletei hate good byes.
ReplyDeleteDetroit to jax flight attractive meter = a 6 but a solid 8 on personality.
ReplyDeleteBob Kraft clearly votes yes on 2:
ReplyDeletehttp://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/8321987/robert-kraft-says-tom-brady-better-joe-montana-all-time-quarterbacks
dempsey to tottenham. bigtime.
ReplyDeleteSat next to guy on plane who was an asst coach for izzo For sev years at msu. His son is a w.r. At toledo...last name is Joplin.
ReplyDeleteBowling green that is.
ReplyDeleteSo that guy's going to the Swamp tomorrow. Lucky fella.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Tottenham is quickly becoming the most likable EPL franchise. Nash is a huge supporter and now Dempsey. If I was Rob I might ditch Arsenal and switch to the Spurs.
i'm spurs-curious, but i'll be sticking with fulham.
ReplyDeleteand how is sparty not up two scores?
Boise magic. Duh.
ReplyDeletethe teej has informed me that the texans have cut jonathan grimes. thus endeth their quest for my fandom.
ReplyDeletethe hell is 'driving while visually impaired'? was he going all corey hart?
ReplyDeletethink west coast, tiny. i say go seahawks.
ReplyDelete#allrusselwilsoneverything
hawks are intriguing. could drive my boat to the stadium. new unis are kinda interesting. zorn!
ReplyDeleteHi, Gheorgies!!!
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