Breaking news: these Jazz Hands Haters hunted down Jazz Hands Squirrel and shot him like he was nothing more than a pestilent rodent. Why can't we all live together in peace? Why can't people that wear camouflage appreciate jazz hands? And vice versa?
BREAKING NEWS:
People that wear camouflage CAN appreciate jazz hands. One squirrel's tragic ending is not in vain.
After billing almost 60 hours this week I did my taxes today. I planned to work more afterwards but when i saw what we owe (because I'm an idiot and screwed up the withholdings) I started drinking. Long trail pollinator is a pleasant springtime beer. I will break into the pork slap next.
ReplyDeletepork slap!
ReplyDeletei'm preparing to bust into a maul brewing coconut porter, winner of the washington post's recent beer madness tournament.
you guys are going to have serious hangovers.
ReplyDeleteZman, we are in the same boat. Stupid AMT.
ReplyDeleteNow time for a run. Can wait to feel all the Dale's pouring out my sweat glands this morning. One too many last night. I know shocker.
that must suck for your wife
ReplyDeletei love that stone-faced jazz hands hater lurking in the background at the foot of the stairs.
ReplyDeleteThank god video recorders weren't ubiquitous when we were in college.
ReplyDeletethat picture makes me so sad.
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