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Sunday, February 05, 2012
Your G:TB Super Bowl Preview
The fortnight 'twixt the championships and the Super Bowl are jammed with overanalysis, blowhardy pseudo-insight, overblown media coverage, and a dearth of T&A. So here's our preview: Giants 27, Patriots 23.
Is there any way for both teams to lose? No matter the outcome I will find myself chafed by fans of the winning team at work.
In related news, I foresee Peyton Manning going to the Jest, Matt Flynn going to the Dolphins, and the Bills going down the toilet for the next 5 years.
In unrelated news, I saw my first Land Rover Evoque. I predict that they won't be able to make enough of them to meet demand. Rover will eat the X3's and Q5's respective lunches with this thing.
I wasn't rooting for the Pats until that last play - just wanted to see something crazy happen. But it's always enjoyable to see somebody out-patriot the Patriots.
The fortnight 'twixt the championships and the Super Bowl are jammed with overanalysis, blowhardy pseudo-insight, overblown media coverage, and a dearth of T&A.
Giants 27, Patriots 23.
seems a fitting gtb approach.
ReplyDeletepatriots 30, giants 24. you're welcome, jerry and dave.
Is there any way for both teams to lose? No matter the outcome I will find myself chafed by fans of the winning team at work.
ReplyDeleteIn related news, I foresee Peyton Manning going to the Jest, Matt Flynn going to the Dolphins, and the Bills going down the toilet for the next 5 years.
I approve of this message. Strongly.
ReplyDeleteAnd to rob's point, what a perfect G:TB Super Bowl preview post.
ReplyDeleteIn unrelated news, I saw my first Land Rover Evoque. I predict that they won't be able to make enough of them to meet demand. Rover will eat the X3's and Q5's respective lunches with this thing.
ReplyDeletemy dog has worms in its stool. very gross, but a time-honored method of predicting the future. my prognostication, from the worms:
ReplyDeletegiants 10,000
patriots: 2
bet with your balls, not your head.
Hahaha Duke. Nice home loss to a middling Miami team.
ReplyDeleteAlso...Giants 28, Patriots 27.
Dave - did you read Filth?
ReplyDeleteThe Pats have more Zoltans than do the Jints so the Pats will lose.
i enter all rooms to "Crazy Train." it never gets old.
ReplyDeleteFilth is a tough read for the first 50 pages. Then it finds it rythm.
ReplyDeleteI still don't want a fiat.
ReplyDeleteShe sells sanctuary? Cult samPle?
ReplyDeletei don't think i read "filth."
ReplyDeletehow about the "cult" mash-up bud commercial?!!
At least they didn't do the Kia commercial.
ReplyDeleteFuck collinsworth and his Scott norwood call.
ReplyDeletethe let them score philosophy rears its ugly head again. who knew belichek consulted with fish?
ReplyDeletethat was fun
ReplyDeleteanyone remember a super bowl ending with a potential game-winning hail mary?
ReplyDeleteRaymond berry scene is creepy.
ReplyDelete9-7 champs?!?
ReplyDeleteBelichik = holmgren circa 1997
ReplyDeleteI wasn't rooting for the Pats until that last play - just wanted to see something crazy happen. But it's always enjoyable to see somebody out-patriot the Patriots.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else see the highlight of flavor flav hugging coughlin? Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the video of Dave playing in a bar drunk?
ReplyDeleteDave is now famous...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO1HKiSaahQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player