Sunday, January 01, 2012
Ugh
That headache you feel is your body's organs compensating for the moisture they lost while you soaked yourself in diuretic alcohol by stealing it from your brain, causing the noggin organ to shrink and pull at the membranes attaching it to your skull. Drink some water, dummies, and have a Gheorghey New Year.
Go away.
ReplyDeleteFitz is on pace for 502 yards this game. Can't wait to see how buffalo blows this. Can't wait!
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty impressive way to lose, zman
ReplyDeletedanimal - mason favored by 19 against the tribe tomorrow. go nuts.
ReplyDeletedo people with real jobs have work tomorrow?
ReplyDeletequadruple fumble!
ReplyDeleteMany folks not sucking on the public teat are indeed working, from what I have hear. With that said, financial markets are closed and I am not working.
ReplyDeleteHave hear? I'm supposed to work every day. Any time off is a display of weakness. That said, I'm not working tomorrow.
ReplyDeleterob and I are heading to the Trobe/George Mason game with Shlara and KQ and others.
ReplyDeleteI'm typing on my 2 year-old laptop, which has seen the S and space bar keys fall out. This thing has totally Santonioed on me.
ReplyDeleteBest new verb of 2012. In other news, my prediction that the Jints had no chance tonight is swimmingly bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd Dennis was right about Samuel smith winter warmer.
ReplyDeleteI have no rooting interest in seeing the Cowboys lose. However, that doesn't mean I don't enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteI too am off tomorrow. Though once the Gator Bowl starts I'll probably wish I was working.