Three score years ago, a New York Giant named Bobby Thompson hit a famous home run to win the pennant. The team went on to lose to the Yankees, but Thompson's clutch home run became one of baseball's most memorable plays from that era. On the same day, in a hospital in Minnesota, a bad-ass brother named David Mark Winfield came into the world.
All the coolest people have October birthdays.
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ReplyDeleteTo clarify, are we saying it's inconsiderate to have a sign saying "N*ggerhead" by our vacation home?
ReplyDeleteNice knowing you, Rick Perry!
No, I'm not saying it's inconsiderate. I'm saying it's racist. Scratch that. I'm saying it's reprehensibly fucking racist.
ReplyDeletethat's a culturally insensitive statement, z. it's just a way of life for the good folks of rural texas.
ReplyDeletePerry's just locking in the base.
ReplyDeleteI loved that they tried to say his dad did it "way back in 1983 or 1984."
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think Mushy Mitt will be the guy. I think Christie ultimately holds off and hopes to be Jeb's VP candidate in '16.
Christie's people sent an email to a small group of potential backers today saying "we haven't made a decision yet but if we do jump in, please plan on being at an event in Trenton on Thursday."
ReplyDeleteTrenton in October is a magical place.
ReplyDeletezman, congrats on the salamander.
ReplyDeletegiants fans-- congrats on being on the plus side of one of the worst calls ever-- go giants!
I think I screwed up zwoman's lone "good" bra. Would it be a bad idea to tell her "Just roll 'tits out'"?
ReplyDeleteDidn't you ruin her one "good bra" once already? I seem to remember you doing this a month or so ago.
ReplyDeleteNotice how "video game performance" is being used by everyone on tv now? Annoying.
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ReplyDeletedave will be sad to learn that reports indicate chris christie will not run for president. so he gets to continue torturing the garden state's public employees.
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