I did not use public funds to hide my illegitimate son from the public, I only used them to hide him from my now deceased wife ... oh wait, that wasn't me.
Yeah, I'm a schmuck, but I sort of look like John Stewart from this angle . . . a slightly older John Stewart . . . but I could definitely pass . . . so who knows who the guy is in those photographs.
"Gone With The Weiner"
ReplyDeleteHey, at least I'm not sleeping with my brother's wife. http://bit.ly/mgR23o
ReplyDelete"You guys see how bad the U.S. economy is doing? Right, you only care about my dong pics."
ReplyDeleteErections Have Consequences
ReplyDeleteI did not use public funds to hide my illegitimate son from the public, I only used them to hide him from my now deceased wife ... oh wait, that wasn't me.
ReplyDelete"So, you guys hear Tiger isn't playing in the U.S. Open?"
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of hush money, the real winner in Weinergate is John Edwards.
ReplyDelete"Yes, I heard about it"
ReplyDeleteFor every Weiner there must be a loser.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm a schmuck, but I sort of look like John Stewart from this angle . . . a slightly older John Stewart . . . but I could definitely pass . . . so who knows who the guy is in those photographs.
ReplyDeletei think geoff's first comment wins.
ReplyDeleteand dave, while i'm quite sure the rest of the free world knows this, weiner and jon stewart used to be roommates. for reals.
i'm not of the free world. did not know. danimal stupid is. theriously?
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ReplyDeleteUSA-Canada on Fox Soccer Tonight at 7:30.
ReplyDeleteThat's both my friendly reminder and my suggested caption.
I got yer ethics probe right here.
ReplyDeleteusa/canada, sox/yanks, nba finals this evening. may need to convince my wife to start having that affair so i can watch in peace.
ReplyDeletethe fat kid from 'dazed and confused' plays keeper for canada? who knew?
ReplyDeletealtidorrrrrrrrrrrre!
ReplyDeleteclint dempsey, badass
ReplyDeleteHeat in 5.
ReplyDeleteWhen did we decide the MLB draft was an "event"?
ReplyDeleteHeat in 5.
ReplyDeleteMade a bet w buckles in the fall that the heat would win w/in 2 yrs. He took bet but this is one of those where I wont mind losing.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to our founding father, DJ Robbie Rob.
ReplyDeleteI was going to tweet @batogato a photo of schvance in boxer briefs, but instead I will just wish him a happy brithday here.
ReplyDeleterob - may your birthday be filled with lots of green grass and some nice nuts
ReplyDeleteThat should have been "my schvance" however, if Rob preferrs I can see if I can find another dong shot of his choosing.
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