The first line of "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun" characterizes the current state of VCU's men's basketball team, and although it may be more accurate to say "b-ballin gettin bigger," I never let technicalities get in the way of filler posts. Butler is now looking down the barrel of VCU's gun, which is pretty fitting given Richmond's insanely high murder-by-shooting rate.
The remaining members of the tournament's field are now on notice: Shaka Smith has homeboys bonanza to beat your ass down. ESPN analysts should also watch a game or two lest they unexpectedly wind up with a steak on their collective head.
Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun from Titus Curare on Vimeo.
Nice work zman.
ReplyDeleteright on, z. i spent the day chasing my kids around deecee. ccommencing operation hunkerdown shortly.
ReplyDeletejust heard from our onsite correspondents in houston. all is well.
ReplyDeleteYeah. All good. En route to arena. Flasks filled up and currently strategizing.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda sick of CBS hyping Kings of Leon all day. More Shaka and Brad; less Kings.
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse -- chasing kids or changing diapers?
ReplyDeleteI got a nook for april fool's day. The touch screen is funky but it is now easier than ever to blog from the couch.
The vcu campus footage is depressing.
ReplyDeleteOK, I realize I'm a little loopy from post-op drugs this week, but that VCU behind the scenes story made me cry.
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worried about butler's defense vs vcu's offense
ReplyDeleteI'm really into tracys wart.
ReplyDeleteIt would've been cool if just one talking head said "I've been wrong about every vcu game so far so I'm picking them to win today."
ReplyDeleteHavoc.
ReplyDeleteoh no!!! he can't be hurt!!!
ReplyDeletegetting better looks than i thought they would
ReplyDeleteIf Joey Rodriguez had this performance 2 weeks ago, Jay Bilas would be telling us he told us so.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is my favorite B-Boys song, Zman. Well done.
I know I've said this before, but I need to say it again. I love Charles Barkley.
ReplyDeletecoincidentally, i hear he has a thing for short white girls
ReplyDeleteoh, I have a good Charles story from the 90's that I'll share in person sometime.
ReplyDeleteIs there demand for another fast/furious Movie?
ReplyDelete"Skeen skeen skeen" as lil john would say.
ReplyDeletebutler's physical style is helping them. they're not getting called for some of the same things that are drawing whistles on vcu.
ReplyDeletethese teams have missed a fuckton of bunnies
ReplyDeletehow do you leave mack that alone?
ReplyDeleteHow coul you name your kid Shelving?
ReplyDeleteOK, I"m sad for Shaka, the Rams and CAA Hoops. But I'm kind of excited that hottie nerd Brad Stevens has a chance to win it all.
ReplyDeleteAnd, is there ANY chance that Shaka will stay next year??
What a game, what a run. I'm exhausted.
ReplyDeletered sox may not win a game this season
ReplyDeleteour reporters in houston say that this game is even uglier than it looks on television. they're also reporting that they're shitfaced.
ReplyDeletethis game is a giant shitburger
ReplyDeletei like butler against either of these teams. write it down.
ReplyDeleteHey! I'm spent the night at yet another wedding which means I missed most of the first game. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI continue to think that Shelvin Mack is a 1st round level talent. He gets it done, over and over again. As for Butler as a team, they get less whistles due to their style of play. It happened throughout the tourney last year and it's happened again this year. They are the new Duke...mark my words. Stevens will stay and we'll all be so annoyed by them in 10 years.
Kentucky lost and I lost money, but I can't be mad. Kemba Walker is my dude.
Large arena that reliant center. Damn the NCAA for hosting there. Good times though. Heading over to watch mickel-boobies
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ReplyDeleteIt's Phil Michelson, Dave. He's been sporting a pair of jiggly B-cups under his golf shirt for almost a decade.
ReplyDeletedave's c-cups aren't jiggly in the least. he's got some quality man breasts.
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