Like a 2004 Yankees AL Champions t-shirt, today's originally scheduled post will only see the light of day in sub-Saharan Africa, adorning the dust-streaked screen of Manute: the Blog's readership. Shame, really, because our exposition of the movable object versus stoppable force conflict scheduled for Sunday in Cleveland was quite an effort by our standards. Cleveland's victory over the Clippers last night dulled the shine on this weekend's Wiz/Cavs battle of dipshits, but since everything happens for a reason, we soldier on, Kellen Winslow-style.
So we don't get to declaim extensively about 0-25 against 0-27. We'll still celebrate, for yesterday marked a milestone. Happy first birthday to Nutzy the Squirrel, mascot of the Richmond Flying Squirrels. Season opener is April 7. I believe a road trip is in order.
BONUS: A rare clip of Nutzy in action:
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ReplyDeleteDoesn't rob owe Mark a bottle of J'mison?
ReplyDeleteRob ditched his wife and kids and sprang for drinks when I was in DC this summer. So we're even. For now.
ReplyDeleteTJ...you crashing my wedding as Greg's date or what?
just poured a j'mison n coffee.
ReplyDeleteAntawn J'mison led Cavs to a win last night.
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ReplyDeleteBetween Norris Cole's amazing game/stat line & Scotty Hopson continuing his habit of stellar play against UF, it's high top fade day in CBB.
ReplyDeleteMark, who did Parson bump into early in this game? He has been gimpy ever since..
ReplyDeleteRan into Alex Tyus. Who is have a very underwhelming senior season. Still, Gators are 9-2 in the SEC. Aww-fucking-yeah.
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly psyched for Nova-Pitt. Nova's kind of my go to fave Big East team of the last 5-6 years and I really, really like this year's Pitt squad.
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ReplyDeleteSpurs scored 71 points, total, last night.
ReplyDeleteThey have 72 at the half vs the Wiz.
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