Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Gross

Here's his right side....

And here's his left...along with a fierce snarl that vaguely attempts to distract us from his idiocy.

58 comments:

  1. Well then. Yeah, even I think that's a bit much.

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  2. new old 97's record out today. buy one for all your friends.

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  3. I should edit the post and include the other side of his neck, where it says Bird.

    Freebird...Birdman...Crackhead...

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  4. TR, who you pulling for tonight - Rays or Rangers?

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  5. I am on the fence, The Teej. Initial pick was the Rays to avoid Cliffy. He's going tonight, but he can come back for Games 2 and 5/6. But Tampa's running game scares me. They have 6 guys who stole 10+ bases. I guess I'm sorta pulling for Tampa.

    Most of all, I am rooting for no cold, after spending 4 hours in a Rutherformd monsoon with Z-Man last night.

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  6. This guy's mother didn't raise him right.

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  7. List of WRs the Skins have drafted since 1992. What a steaming pile of excrement:

    2010 — 7th round — Terrence Austin
    2009 — 7th — Marko Mitchell
    2008 — 2nd — Devin Thomas
    2008 — 2nd — Malcolm Kelly
    2003 — 2nd — Taylor Jacobs
    2002 — 3rd — Cliff Russell
    2001 — 1st — Rod Gardner
    2001 — 5th — Darnerian McCants
    2000 — 7th — Ethan Howell
    1999 — 7th — Tim Alexander
    1998 — 6th — Pat Palmer
    1997 — 4th — Albert Connell
    1996 — 7th — DeAndre Maxwell
    1995 — 1st — Michael Westbrook
    1994 — 3rd — Tydus Winans
    1992 — 1st — Desmond Howard
    1992 — 11th — Terry Smith

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  8. Upon further review, the Teej is correct: the Panthers are worse than the Bills, particularly on offense.

    And I was surprised to see that the Redskins lead the league in passing first down conversions allowed with 80. That's 16 a game.

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  9. There are now words for whatever the hell this is. http://bit.ly/9PgIL7

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  10. Well then, unveil and type them.

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  11. Via twitter:

    Random stat of the day: #Lions QB Shaun Hill has 78 yards rushing. #Bills RB CJ Spiller has 80 (on 5 more attempts)

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  12. interesting day here at ronco.
    new controller, one month into the gig and 2 days working here in FL...gets shitcanned. fortunately i didn't hire him.

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  13. Was he working on the Penske file?

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  14. he refused to complete his tps reports.

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  15. Outlaw has been canceled.
    http://bit.ly/dmTDhm

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  16. This might be the weirdest commercial I have ever seen in my life. http://bit.ly/dkyu71

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  17. Cliff Lee in the playoffs: 5-0, 1.52 ERA, 0.80 WHIP, 43 Ks to 6 BBs.

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  18. I think Beckett was better until he shat the bed a few years ago.

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  19. I've seen Outlaw, and I've seen Blue Bloods, and they are both steaming piles. And somehow Blue Bloods is not only NOT cancelled, but also attracting 11.09 million viewers. I don't even know this country anymore.

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  20. Yes you do, Mayhugh. It's a CBS weekend show. and the show itself plays right into that CBS-Weekend Show 60+ demographic. Embarrassing but predictable.

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  21. You're right, of course. Sadly, the only thing I share with most of that demographic is the same political party.

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  22. I share a love of prunes with the geriatric set.

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  23. Cliffy Lee has thrown 100 pitches through 7. Will be interesting to see how long they let him go.

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  24. Santonio Holmes: still not classy.

    Jonathan Ogden: big Janet Jackson fan.

    http://tinyurl.com/294feq3

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  25. u guys hear about these trapped miners over in argentina or somewhere?

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  26. I heard Brett Favre sent a picture of his scrot to one of the miners.

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  27. one of 'em has been "mining" courtney heart cox.

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  28. Have you seen who David Arquette was tagging? She is quite fine.

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  29. i wished i named one of my sons "darnerian."

    or if i really had balls: "damnerian."

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  30. also, i am wondering how long those trapped miners get off from work before they have to go back down into a mine shaft. i hope they at least get a long weekend out of this.

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  31. no...have not seen. please indulge me.

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  32. those guys won't have to work again. movie deals. book deals. oprah. tosh.0 you name it.
    let's see our rodent friend land an interview with THEM.

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  33. Those miners were a good time. Some of them were a little more formal about greeting their loved ones than I would expect under the circumstances, but I really enjoyed the guy who game up (I think he was #5) who turned the whole scene into an impromptu pep rally/hooligan soccer crowd.

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  34. You gotta wonder if the miners had time to, um, "explore themselves" while they were down there.

    Two months in a cave is bound to make a man lonely.

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  35. I was wondering that as well. I hope someone took charge and set aside a designated area for such pursuits. That individual could then use that story as an example of "a time in which he demonstrated leadership" for all future job interviews.

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  36. You gotta work like a guy in a cave.

    http://tinyurl.com/2dv3khj

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  37. What if one guy is the Chilean Brooks Hatlen and just can't handle leaving? Does he go bonkers and blow the tunnel?

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  38. i am going to go out on a limb and say that i did not wonder at all whether these men were sodomizing each other. you guys are fucked up.

    also, this is not "alive"-- it's too dark. there's no way that this is going to be an exciting movie/book. even if they were sodomizing each other. but i may do a g:tb interview this weekend and break out of my g:tb slump.

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  39. possible book title...
    Can I Toss Your Chile?

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  40. anyone want to take a quess as to how many days they were down there?

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  41. It's 70, right? They couldn't have been saved a day early? Dammit.

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  42. the report i read said 69....so that must be the right number.

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  43. I have to agree with Dave. Of the many thoughts I had on the Chilean miner situation, none of them included miner on miner sodomy.

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  44. i'm at an event emceed by ron jaworski. should i ask him about brett favre's junk?

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  45. Only if your wife is standing next to you.

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  46. Ask him if Louie Giammona looked as funny naked as he did with clothes on.

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  47. both my adult league and eighth grade soccer teams remain undefeated . . . i sense disappointment in the near future.

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  48. moments after my original comment, jaws made a favre joke. highlight of the evening, as the rest of his set was standard-issue philly-doofus.

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  49. There's a band called Wolf Parade playing the local artsy theater near me. I know nothing about them.

    Their opener? A band named Ogre You Asshole. I laughed out loud at that one and immediately felt sad that anybody under 25 has no idea how great that name is. I miss the Tim Kazurinsky era.

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  50. Just realized I got my Police Academy and Revenge of the Nerds actors confused. My bad.

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