Thursday, September 23, 2010

Welcome to Nats Town

Population: 169. This picture was taken 10 minutes before first pitch last night.


Now, I was not going to let a small fan turnout ruin my evening. Oh no not me. After several adult beverages and some atrocious food concessions, I decided to mix things up and berate Screech a bit, basically accusing him of being a Braylon Edwards-esque drunk driver. No, I do not know why I thought that was a good approach. Screech got me back the only way a dude (or gal) bumming in a mascot costume can...by sitting right next to me for an entire half inning.

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23 comments:

  1. zman3:21 PM, September 23, 2010

    Stop sweating.

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  2. T.J.3:26 PM, September 23, 2010

    It was hot as balls last night, and I was in work attire.

    Not possible to stop sweating.

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  3. mayhugh3:34 PM, September 23, 2010

    That is some impressive neck hair.

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  4. TR3:39 PM, September 23, 2010

    Is it just me, or is The Teej slowly morphing into Whigor?

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  5. T.J.3:40 PM, September 23, 2010

    I'm off to the Hair Cuttery this weekend Mayhugh...

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  6. mayhugh3:57 PM, September 23, 2010

    I think we can do better than Hair Cuttery, Teej.

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  7. T.J.4:02 PM, September 23, 2010

    Might be time for the Agassi.

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  8. T.J.4:02 PM, September 23, 2010

    Minus the meth.

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  9. Geoff4:05 PM, September 23, 2010

    I finally found a real, old school barber shop in DC. Its fantastic... The only magazine available on their shelves: Playboy. Stacks and stacks of Playboys dating back to the mid 90's. Disgusting, and mildly inappropriate...as it should be.

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  10. T.J.4:17 PM, September 23, 2010

    I still miss the old school barber shop on 8th street by the Marine Barracks. The slogan painted on their window:
    "It Pays To Look Well"

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  11. Geoff4:18 PM, September 23, 2010

    This one's at 21st and Penn. Highly recommended...bunch of old, crusty Italian guys.

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  12. T.J.4:23 PM, September 23, 2010

    The "Look Well" place always had the Steve Harvey show on. And BET.

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  13. zman4:27 PM, September 23, 2010

    There's a legit barber across from the Lost Dog in Arlington. Or at least there used to be.

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  14. Geoff4:34 PM, September 23, 2010

    I've seen that place across from Lost Dog, which is walking distance from my (and Dennis') house...but never went in.

    BTW, programming note: Season premiere of 30 Rock tonight at 8:30.

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  15. Squeaky4:55 PM, September 23, 2010

    For you dirty old men on twitter.

    #thongthursday

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  16. T.J.8:17 PM, September 23, 2010

    Gheorghe got a little love from NBC Sports' blog:
    http://bit.ly/8WXFM2

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  17. Mark9:05 PM, September 23, 2010

    In case you're not watching, Jacory Haris is still terrible. But Wannstedt won't be outdone so easily.

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  18. rob9:52 PM, September 23, 2010

    teej, nice work on the promotional side. i had no idea rick chandler was our friend.

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  19. zman7:36 AM, September 24, 2010

    Too bad they didn't photoshop your picture to clean up yours weaty neck. But excellent work nonetheless.

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  20. TR8:15 AM, September 24, 2010

    Weaty neck? Do you mean Sweaty? Wheaty? Both are oddly fitting.

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  21. zman8:51 AM, September 24, 2010

    Meaty. Welty. Warty.

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  22. Dave9:50 AM, September 24, 2010

    love that photo.

    go to yesterday's sentence of dave if you need help with groin sweat. i've got a method.

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  23. Geoff9:52 AM, September 24, 2010

    Shameless Promotion of Dave

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