Jets are the early MNF game. Post count. Other intro words. Go foosball. These are the top ghoogles of the last thirty days...enjoy:
- hurricane igor
- gheorghe the blog jason marquis game changer
- eight-day rental gheorghe
- we got some canes over here
- circus peanuts
- worst rock songs of all time
- sadler pi lam
- rachel glandorf
- wiz khalifa gheorghe the blog
- have you heard about the lonesome loser
- internet corn hole
- cod
- dewon brazelton girlfriend
- janet jones hot for teacher
- generic viagra blogspot post a comment
- diarrhea fuck
- flux capacitor fluxing
- jimmy connors asshole
- thursdays with maury
- vajazzling
- silencing mary court tv
- 1980 topps baseball cards, january 1980
- alfonso ribeiro shirtless
- bea hamel
- cee lo green
- circus peanut contest
- diorama blogspot
- don marcari
- facial expressions in film
- fresh prince
- jay baller
- john murray in teen wolf
- kari wührer
- kevin youkilis summer catch
- lance mehl
- making fuck
- mike magnante pension
- old snowboards
- shawn marie love (allegedly an illegitimate child of cousin and fellow beach boy mike love
- stan kasten email
- whitesnake video girl
- as a young jag officer
- battle of the beaches hoppa
- game on garth""
- greg kihn kihn of hearts blogspot
- heartburn won't keep coming back dance
- how to fuck a shoe
- hung like a horsefly song
- i don't truck with no sissies
- i once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. they were both very drunk!
- i'm not coming in by they might be giants mp3
- janet jonesgretzky botox
- known to do the impossible like broadway joe shirt
- lowell stanley the hammer
- mark gastineau wishes happy birthday
- pink belly baseball
- revenge of the nerds yellow jumpsuit
- ron gant convicted of murder of estranged wife
- russ francis gay
- sand dollars cape cod national seashore
- seasick steve tattoos
- smooth jesse palmer
- tortugas lie cadaveres -banks -nags -kill -carolina -sauce
- valtrex post a comment blogspot
- vinsane florida
- wearing anything under that jacket
- yes i am going to have, eh, 3 fingers of glenlivet with a little bit of pepper, and some cheese
- 1980's baseball cards worth money
And your requisite ghoogles-inspired image:
I must have been sick the day Gheorghe talked about getting to know a shoe in the biblical sense.
ReplyDeleteSqueaky, responding to your comment from the last post - the last 225 or so comments from the Indy fan post are a good Cliffs notes version of the game. Just remember that repeated expletives are when something bad happened.
A search for "Cod" brings up G:TB? And not the book by Mark Kurlansky?
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wow-- i take a day off from g:tb and now i have 400+ comments to catch up on?
ReplyDeletelove the ghooghles! makes me want to write something else about circus peanuts. maybe if you stuff a boot full of them, it answers the whole "how to make love to footwear" question.
Hey Skins fan, that's how a big fat #92 on the d-line SHOULD bring it
ReplyDeletefyi - if you griffins want to do some advance team scouting, the jmu/tech game is on espnu....i am recording it on my digital video recorder.
ReplyDeleteD-train, you have a BetaMax. Do not lie to us.
ReplyDeleteThe Sanchise doesn't have the Slantize down yet I see.
ReplyDeleteany word from igor today?
ReplyDeletehe's too busy terrorizing bermuda
ReplyDeleteWhy does Rex Ryan always wear long sleeves? Does he has have some sort of Frank Beamer type situation going on?
ReplyDeleteRob Dibble situ? He's already a loudmouth.
ReplyDeletejmu/tech 1st half stats: rush yds, jmu 15; vatech 140; pass yrds, 76 to 58; time of poss - jmu 9:51 vatech 20:09; penalties - 5/55 jmu; 0/0 vatech; turnovers 0 to 1... score, 13-7 vatech...
ReplyDeleteOJ!
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't TR live-blogging with Fireman Ed?
ReplyDeletewww.sw4men.com
ReplyDeleteJason Taylor loves being offsides.
ReplyDeleteAnd the shake weight commercial is really awkward to watch.
Wow, Tom Zbikowksi, really?
ReplyDelete"Awkward" is a synonym for "arousing"?
ReplyDeleteI think the sw4men.com domain name is related to Craig's List somehow.
ReplyDeleteNadal is 5 points away from a career slam...
ReplyDeleteMark Sanchez is poop.
ReplyDeleteNovak Djokovic is the Serbian Andy Roddick.
ReplyDeleteThis game sucks.
ReplyDeleteSeems like the Jets would do better if they blitzed less often.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, Boston sucks.
ReplyDeleteSanchez really reminds me of Jason Campbell.
ReplyDeleteOnly with more INTs.
ReplyDeleteAnd not as classy.
ReplyDeleteThey're gonna lose 10 fucking 9...goddammit...
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of those old Knicks/Heat games.
ReplyDeleteDirty sanchez..69...
ReplyDeleteI have a physique built for NASCAR.
ReplyDeleteHURRY UP
ReplyDeleteFor the cockiest team of all time, they sure run one cowardly offense.
ReplyDeleteRay Lewis, you are still impressive.
ReplyDeleteI've killed people less than you
ReplyDeleteRayray
The Jets have one problem - Mark Sanchez sucks.
ReplyDeleteThat was hugely boneheaded.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for TR's bitter rant tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteIt's the curse of Hard Knocks.
ReplyDeleteSo when they put that "Q" by Dexter McClustah...he couldve saved me.
ReplyDeleteDammit.
Why do I like Fox Sports Radio?
Wow, I was not expecting this from the Chieves.
ReplyDeleteChris Rainey...what are you doing?
ReplyDeleteJay Mariotti ... what were you doing?
ReplyDeleteNever liked this guy. Always thought he was a pompous dick. Karma can be a bitch!
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vajazzling!!
ReplyDeleteUm...http://www.pop.is/1apbt
ReplyDeleteWow, and "russ francis gay" . . . sorry, Russ. Honest mistake.
ReplyDeleteChris Rainey...you stalky son of a bitch. Thanks for ruining my tuesday.
ReplyDeleteCan we confirm Ron Gant was even married, let alone killed his ex-wife?
ReplyDeleteFormer teammate Paul Assenmacher described Gant as "too self-absorbed" to become a standout player.
ReplyDeleteTypical Assenmacher comment. He was always mocking the asses on the team.
ReplyDeleteK-Rod is a fool. From ESPN.com:
ReplyDeleteNew York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez faces more charges in his New York City assault case.
Authorities said in court Tuesday that Rodriguez violated an order of protection by sending his girlfriend 56 text messages from Aug. 19 to Sept 13 apologizing and urging a resolution. They said he'll now be charged with criminal contempt.
heading to jags/chargers game this wkd. that typically wouldn't be a big deal but game is in san diego. and hitching a ride on team plane. i usually hate me some braggers but have to break the rule here.
ReplyDeleteDamn d-train...we will need a recap guest post from you.
ReplyDeletei'm thinking some g:tb mktg materials to hand out to "the guys"
ReplyDeletei hope i haven't jinxed myself.
ReplyDeletei should have practiced rob-type discipline pre-lj interview, not that the two events are comparable.
i won't be able to sniff a jock much less speak to someone.
As bad as the Jets loss was, at least we didn't suffer any major injuries. Wait, what's that on Jenkins....
ReplyDeleteWhere did everybody go?
ReplyDeleteArby's?
ReplyDeleteIgor, aren't you about to crush Bermuda...maybe you can write about that...
ReplyDeleteOr about whoever was looking for "valtrex post a comment blogspot"
ReplyDeleteSo, that's it huh?
ReplyDeleteYep. That's it.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that the US has a beard team. But we do.
ReplyDeletehttp://beardteamusa.org/
More.
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That beard site was really creepy.
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ReplyDeleteOw! My balls.
And the beard site is sort of weird. Interestingly enough anyone can submit an application and be on the team. Don can be rejected. Future OBFT goal. Over take the front page of the site.
Greg, it's true, we totally gave up. G:TB closes its doors today. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
ReplyDeleteNot true! I'm working on a story about two guys with mustaches but I have a lousy internet connection so it's going slowly. Hence the beard sites.
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ESPN reporting that Lebron's Q Score is the 6th worst among professional athletes, behind:
ReplyDelete1. Vick
2. Tiger
3. Terrell Owens
4. Chad OchoJohnson
5. Kobe
Rob's Q score has dropped seriously in the past few days when a few of us found out he has secretly been blogging at another site instead of posting anything here.
ReplyDeleteHe's now trailing only Igor, Mr. Truck and Dennis in lowest GTBQ scores.
rob finally opened his dream online fastener store, Squirrel Nut Zippers?
ReplyDeleteRob's blogging elsewhere? Link? I think G:TB has become a little too corporate/mainstream and I'm looking for something a little edgier featuring shorter pieces written by shorter bloggers.
ReplyDeletehttp://robrussell.net/
ReplyDeleteBlog posts entitled "Legit Phone Book Tearing Techniques"? Yep, that is fucking tits.
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ReplyDeleteGive me one sec fellas...I think we have a new post idea...
ReplyDeleteOk, while we're waiting, I'd just like to throw a really big "FUCK YOU" to the people of Delaware today. Last night's GOP primary in DE was a fucking travesty. If the "message" GOP voters were trying to send was that they are myopic and petulant...then they nailed it.
ReplyDeleteah...that feels better...
OK, now that you got that out, hit refresh.
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