Dedicated to the premise that life would be better if we all took ourselves a little less seriously.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Slow Week
In honor of the first-ever semi-official-all-absurd G:TB Summit, we give you the best we could come up with. Hope to see you all this evening at Bungalow Billiards in Shirlington.
i am watching the game on the spanish channel (no cable) and the announcer said "goooooooooool" for at least forty five seconds on the first goal, which was questionably offsides ...
The Teej is doing some nervous drinking. He's been able to go joke for joke with Mark, Rob, and the gang on the blog and even in podcasts . . . but a live setting is a whole other monkey. Been a long while. It's now go-time, and nothing takes the crackle out of the voice for steady comic delivery like a few road sodas. Trouble is . . . TOO many, and the next thing you know you're in Non Sequitur, USA, dwelling place of Spazzy McGee.
wait, there's a summit in my hood? I didn't know about it!
ReplyDeleteFirst beer has been consumed. It's all downhill from here.
ReplyDeleteshlara - the teej sent you an email about it.
ReplyDeleteshirlington? we need to have a g:tb north summit to compete . . .
ReplyDeleteGreasetruck has been awful quiet lately.
ReplyDeletetoo quiet.
Well, if you read the comments my dear, you were invited hours ago.
ReplyDeleteMark seems to be slightly behind the Teej's pace....
ReplyDeleteI preferred the Summit cheerleader photo, but what do I know...
ReplyDeleteIs that Rush Limbaugh in a wig? How did he get invited to the G:TB summit?
ReplyDeletecan one of you gtb'rs send down the gtb jet to pick me up...i'd like to join.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't invited to the summit. Everyone figured I would try to mount it.
ReplyDeleteThat's IGOR!!!!
ReplyDelete(yes you were invited to the summit)
concacaf represent! mexico up 2-0 on france.
ReplyDeleteMexico taking Francia to the woodshed. Always good to see France getting its wimpy ass kicked.
ReplyDeleteStories about Ovechkin are even better when told via machine translation from Russian to English.
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/39yrbsl
i am watching the game on the spanish channel (no cable) and the announcer said "goooooooooool" for at least forty five seconds on the first goal, which was questionably offsides ...
ReplyDeletei don't think there was anything questionable about it. was definitely offsides.
ReplyDeleteWatching live sports dramatically effects the flying experience. Guess who just landed in DC?
ReplyDeleteAnd I just ran into Adam Schefter.
You actually replied to that email assface
ReplyDeletewho is teejay yelling at?
ReplyDeleteThat's Teejay being Teejay.
ReplyDeleteSuck
ReplyDeleteA
Dick
The Teej is doing some nervous drinking. He's been able to go joke for joke with Mark, Rob, and the gang on the blog and even in podcasts . . . but a live setting is a whole other monkey. Been a long while. It's now go-time, and nothing takes the crackle out of the voice for steady comic delivery like a few road sodas. Trouble is . . . TOO many, and the next thing you know you're in Non Sequitur, USA, dwelling place of Spazzy McGee.
ReplyDeleteThis could get interesting. Stay tuned.
Hey everybody, look, Whitney's ego is even bigger than TJ's
ReplyDeletewho is whitney?
ReplyDeleteYeah -- Eli or Houston?
ReplyDeleteHah, hah.
boooooooo
ReplyDeleteomg lol
ReplyDeleteiif!
is there going to be a podcast of the summit this evening?
ReplyDeleteYeah...I'm gonna record all of this just for you.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, before you ask, I am fucking hammered.
Dubliner? Irish Times? "King of Rock" on the jukebox? I miss those days . . . and there were many, many of them.
ReplyDeleteZman, needs to buy us all around of beers.
ReplyDeletehttp://tbz.me/fE9ie
Stupid comma error.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll give you all another dumb link.
http://tbz.me/cX9nj
Might not be SFW
I've booked Biggie Smalls, d-train, zman, mark. Danielle/geoff, the underpants gnomes and shaggy bombastic for this podcast.
ReplyDeleteI prefer pinup sin see-through clothing to see-through pinups.
ReplyDeleteAnd a few people have suggested that I get a Mesko jersey. They probably want me to be beaten to death in the Meadowlands.
mr. truck sits atop the world cup fantasy league because of his faith in our neighbors to the south.
ReplyDeletei am disgusted with all you francophiles.
and greasetruck has been very quiet lately.
too quiet.
pre-summit at greg's has commenced
ReplyDeleteI see you're all too riveted by game 7 to blog.
ReplyDeleteScalabrine in the house, oh my god, danger.
ReplyDeleteNot only is Kobe shooting terribly, he's a liability every time the ball is in his hands. I've never seen him so out of sorts on offense.
ReplyDeleteThe only part about this that didn't suck is that we got to see Adam Morrison cry again.
ReplyDeleteGermany player just got his second yellow and is out at the 37 minute mark. Germany will play a man down. Huge huge huge opportunity for the Serbs.
ReplyDeleteAnd on cue, they score. Germany deserves to lose because its coaching staff is wearing emo cardigans.
how are the summit participants feeling this morning?
ReplyDeletenew post, boys and girls
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