During a post-papal-election meander through the Amsterdam airport, the Teej thought he wound up in a zoo on Tralfamadore and repeatedly used the communications link to heckle his captors into getting Montana Wildhack into his cage pronto, but instead made long distance calls to a man on a NJ transit train who kept making lewd and suggestive remarks like "You gotta show me the twins" and "I'm gonna take my time. Break it slowly."
Are there any Paraguayans here? Well, of course, their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?
"Operator, well, could you help me place this call See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded She's living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend Ray A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated"
it's quarter after one, i'm fucking hammered! i need you....NOW!!!! said i wouldn't call you yo! but hey, i've lost all control! i fucking need you!!!! NOW!!!!!
"Yeah, this is TJ from Arlington. Long time listener, first time caller. I just wanna say to Jim Rome that you're the bigeest donkey on the planet. Thanks. Buh-bye."
"Hello, I'm taking an FDA food survey. Do you like peanut butter and jelly? Uh huh. How about peanut butter and honey? Okay. How about peanut butter and amatta? What's amatta?? Nothing, a-hole, what's amatta with you?!! Ha ha ha hahahahaha!"
Acknowledging: Landon Donovan, who got ahead of embarrassing news by telling Sports Illustrated that it's possible he impregnated a British woman who is said to be the subject of an upcoming tabloid story. "If I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support," he said. This sullies the reconciliation fantasy we've all cherished since he thanked estranged wife Bianca Kajlich after scoring the game-winning goal against Algeria last week, but sources told Us and People that the actress wasn't surprised by the news and is being supportive.
"Don't hang up. I am only allowed one call."
ReplyDeleteYep, that's actually happened...
ReplyDeletenice office
ReplyDelete"Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business."
ReplyDeleteyes - they're typically, and strategically placed adjacent to the "Typewriter Lab"s.
ReplyDeletei saw one in lancaster, pa last summer...
During a post-papal-election meander through the Amsterdam airport, the Teej thought he wound up in a zoo on Tralfamadore and repeatedly used the communications link to heckle his captors into getting Montana Wildhack into his cage pronto, but instead made long distance calls to a man on a NJ transit train who kept making lewd and suggestive remarks like "You gotta show me the twins" and "I'm gonna take my time. Break it slowly."
ReplyDeleteOnce again Agent 86 has lost his shoe phone and must make the standard collect call back to CONTROL.
ReplyDeleteParaguay/Japan going to PKs. I'll keep you posted.
ReplyDeleteMy work TV overloards block all sports channels...but not Univision. Boo. Yah.
ReplyDeleteParaguay makes PK number one...Japan answers.
Andres Cantor is bringing it with a full "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" call for each made PK. PAR 2, Jap 2.
ReplyDeleteNonchalant much, did on Paraguay?
ReplyDeleteNagasaki! Miss!
ReplyDeleteI would describe the Paraguayans mood as fiery and the Japanese as stoic.
ReplyDeletePAR 3, JAP 2. Japan hit the cross bar on try #3. Dagger.
Kobayashi a no so show for the hot dog contest, now this. Tough week for Japan.
ReplyDeletePAR 4, JAP 3...time running out.
Paraguay advances. Japan packs up their Hello Kitty backpacks and heads home.
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ReplyDeleteAre there any Paraguayans here? Well, of course, their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsDvGlIDh0
ReplyDeleteYi Jianlian is coming to the Wiz!
ReplyDeleteThat's your caption? I am actually chuckling at you calling everyone in your rolodex to tell them that.
ReplyDeleteSo no one has any afternoon musings on autoerotic asphyxiation, sudoku and Barry White?
ReplyDeleteSince the Spain v. Portugal game is slow
ReplyDeleteThis may be old but what the hell.
http://tbz.me/uQ6zb
And for all you Mario Batali fans:
http://tbz.me/xY7zf NSWF
So I'm trying to dial Phoenix, but I accidentally dial Fiji . . .
ReplyDeleteIf you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
ReplyDeleteThat was on TV last week. Still disturbing.
ReplyDelete"This elevator only goes to the basement"
ReplyDelete"Operator, well, could you help me place this call
ReplyDeleteSee, the number on the matchbook is old and faded
She's living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend Ray
A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated"
"8-6-7...5-3-0-9..."
ReplyDeletei call you on the telephone, my voice too rough from cigarettes
ReplyDelete"Well, yes, I am hot blooded...hold please while I check it and see. Shit, I got a fever of a hundred and three."
ReplyDeleteit's quarter after one, i'm fucking hammered! i need you....NOW!!!!
ReplyDeletesaid i wouldn't call you yo! but hey, i've lost all control! i fucking need you!!!! NOW!!!!!
Rikki don't lose that number. It's the only one you want.
ReplyDeleteHalfway home and my pager's still blowing up.
ReplyDelete"Yeah, this is TJ from Arlington. Long time listener, first time caller. I just wanna say to Jim Rome that you're the bigeest donkey on the planet. Thanks. Buh-bye."
ReplyDeleteDJ, please
ReplyDeletepick up your phone
I'm on the request line
ringy dingy
ReplyDelete"Exactly how many quarters do I have to put in this thing before I see the stripper?"
ReplyDelete"Is there a Sarah Connor there? Sarah Connor?"
ReplyDelete"put a sawbuck on captain nemo in the 3rd at belmont"
ReplyDeletePlay "Misty" for me.
ReplyDeleteI'm wide open of the freeway, my pager broke my vibe, cause a junkie is a junkie 365...
ReplyDelete"Hello, I'm taking an FDA food survey. Do you like peanut butter and jelly? Uh huh. How about peanut butter and honey? Okay. How about peanut butter and amatta? What's amatta?? Nothing, a-hole, what's amatta with you?!! Ha ha ha hahahahaha!"
ReplyDelete"Yes, I'm looking for Amanda Huggankiss..."
ReplyDeleteInteresting news from the WaPo...
ReplyDeleteAcknowledging: Landon Donovan, who got ahead of embarrassing news by telling Sports Illustrated that it's possible he impregnated a British woman who is said to be the subject of an upcoming tabloid story. "If I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support," he said. This sullies the reconciliation fantasy we've all cherished since he thanked estranged wife Bianca Kajlich after scoring the game-winning goal against Algeria last week, but sources told Us and People that the actress wasn't surprised by the news and is being supportive.
I imagine you had no reconciliation fantasies involving Donovan and his estranged wifey.
ReplyDeleteKagan totally backpedaled on her “vacuity and farce” opinion. I'm disappointed.
ReplyDeleteYes ZMan, you are correct. That is not the fantasy that runs through my head when thinking about Landon...
ReplyDeletei'm in detroit. the sun hasn't set yet at 9:30. it's all very finnish here on the 8 mile.
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