Dedicated to the premise that life would be better if we all took ourselves a little less seriously.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Well, if you loved Post #1,600...
...you'll really enjoy me/GTB sticking to what we know best for post #1,601: Muppet Mash-ups. And boy does the Teej have a winner for you today. Enjoy...you've just been Beaker'd*.
To prevent sex offenders from being released "into our neighborhoods," CA GOV hopeful Douglas Hughes (R) plans to create "Pedophile Island," which will include "pedophile police, pedophile fire personnel" and "pedophile forest rangers" ("Political Hotsheet," 5/19).
bill madden's new book about george steinbrenner alleges that big stein had an affair with barbara walters. there - now you have that mental picture, too.
I'll check out that hip hop link tomorrow and turn in my report Mr. Teej.
And Geoff's boy Doug Hughes' idea sounds eerily like a movie idea that Adam Carolla pitched on Simmons' podcast. Carolla called his idea "Pedophisle". Either way, I like creativity.
We're posting Rick Astley songs now? Really?
ReplyDeleteIs Beaker gonna have to choke a bitch?
ReplyDeleteThe London Olympics have just unveiled their mascot(s). They are even worse than you can imagine.
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The one time where it pays to be a sloth (look around/over your shoulder before opening)...
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So wait, if today is KG's birthday, then...it's also ten years ago that Malik Sealy died.
ReplyDeleteVote early, vote often...
ReplyDeleteTo prevent sex offenders from being released "into our neighborhoods," CA GOV hopeful Douglas Hughes (R) plans to create "Pedophile Island," which will include "pedophile police, pedophile fire personnel" and "pedophile forest rangers" ("Political Hotsheet," 5/19).
Where will they relocate all the misfit toys?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Chris Dudley won the 5 way Oregon GOP gubernatorial primary last night.
ReplyDeletebut what happens when the pedophiles start reproducing? they're not ALL men, are they? then things are going to get pretty gross on pedophile island.
ReplyDeleteFor our hip hop fans:
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"Nicolas Cage only eats animals he thinks have sex the right way". What more is there for me to say? http://bit.ly/bvfwcM
ReplyDeletedavid ortiz just tripled. i think some serious santeria shit was involved. or a time machine.
ReplyDeleteThere's already been an inside-the-park HR and a triple play in the Nats/Mets game. No idea how often that happens...but it seems pretty rare.
ReplyDeleteI didn't read the whole Guru thing. Was his abusive producer also his boyfriend or something? That's how it sounds.
ReplyDeleteActually, I was hoping you or Mark would read it and then report back to the class.
ReplyDeleteumps went to replay - ortiz actually homered. order has been restored.
ReplyDeletebill madden's new book about george steinbrenner alleges that big stein had an affair with barbara walters. there - now you have that mental picture, too.
ReplyDeleteblogger's fuckedupedness is making for some bizarrely out of sequence commentating.
ReplyDeleteIt appears that the machines have perhaps begun their takeoever, because I can't get anyting on the interweb to work.
ReplyDeleteThat's right Joe Maddon, leave Davis out there just a little too long. This should be 6-4 in a few.
ReplyDeleteThames is hurt now too? Tomorrow night's OF is gonna be Gardner, Mel Hall and Jesse Barfield at this rate.
ReplyDeleteI'll check out that hip hop link tomorrow and turn in my report Mr. Teej.
ReplyDeleteAnd Geoff's boy Doug Hughes' idea sounds eerily like a movie idea that Adam Carolla pitched on Simmons' podcast. Carolla called his idea "Pedophisle". Either way, I like creativity.
This Yankee game has become verrrrry interesting...
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